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Riku's Family: Part 4, Heartless |
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*Sora is chasing Reno, who appears to be having the time of his life, around the halls. The boy finally traps the child in a corner.*
Sora: Okay, kid. Up until now, I’ve been forgivin’ and forgettin’ because you’re my best friend’s cousin, but you are so evil that I can only draw the conclusion that you are a Heartless! And that be the case, *Keyblade appears in his hand* then it is my duty to destroy you!
*Sora charges at Reno and begins to strike when Riku appears out of nowhere and pulls him back.*
Riku: Sora! My cousin may be a pain in the a**, but let me assure you; he is not a Heartless!
Sora: Fine then! Nobody! This psycho-kid’s gotta be somethin’ without a heart!
Riku: Just because he’s crazy and targets you, doesn’t make him a creature of darkness!
Sora: Can I at least use my Keyblade as a blunt object to knock some sense into him?!
Riku: *hands Sora a wooden sword* Here, use this.
Sora: *Keyblade disappears, looks at sword* Where do you keep getting those?
Riku: What do you mean?
Sora: Well, back in Hollow Bastion… You didn’t have your sword with you when you left the Islands, and I had mine with me the entire time, but somehow you managed to give me a wooden sword when you took the Keyblade from me. Where did that, and this one, come from?
Riku: Shouldn’t you be more worried about what my cousin’s doing? Reno! I thought I took your slingshot away!
Reno: *smirks, aiming a slingshot at Sora* This is my backup!
Sora: *looks at Reno, than at where he’s aiming, turns red and places his hand over his crotch* Kid, you shoot that thing and I’m stringing you up on a flagpole by your underpants!
Lucrecia: *older, about the same age as Hojo, maybe a few years younger* What’s going on out here?
*Reno looks over at Lucrecia, then at Sora and Riku and smirks.*
Reno: *starts pretending to cry* Grandma! They threatened me!
Riku: Reno’s been torturing Sora since we got here!
Reno: He’s lying!
Lucrecia: *smirks* Well, there’s always one solution; we could have my husband, your grandfather, take a lie-detector test on you two.
*Reno pictures Hojo hooking him up to some torture device resembling a lie-detector machine.*
Reno: AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
*Reno runs off.*
 KirikoKid · Thu Sep 27, 2007 @ 09:53pm · 0 Comments |
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