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Six ships you like:

1) Ron/Draco
2) Hermione/Lavender
3) Ron/George
4) Harry/Hermione
5) Lucius/Shota!Ron
6) Hermione/Luna



Three ships you used to like, but don't anymore:

7) Harry/Ron
8 ) Harry/Draco
9) Fred/George (On and off)



Three ships in your various fandoms that you can't stand:

10)Ron/Hermione
11) Ron/Hermione
12) Ranma/Akane


Two ships you're curious about but haven't actually started shipping:

13)Luna/Pansy
14)Lavender/Snape



1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
Because most of the shippers are assholes, because it's unhealthy, because in real life things don't work out that way.


2. Who is someone you know that ships #13?
Nobody I know


3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Comfort!Sex of any kind.


4. Which is your favorite episode for #1?
Official? ... The Weasley is our King one. It's such an elaborate love poem in annagram form!



5. How long have you been following couple #6?
Just a few months, I think. Not long... actually, no, it's been a year. I drew a picture and got hooked.



6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
Too much Ron/Hermione in the fics. I just didn't like it. I also am a bit squeamish about Ron being Heterosexual.

7. Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4?
... Two. Because it's rare and I have a fic from it that makes me a solid shipper.

8. You have the power to make one ship non existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Uhhh... well I hate Ranma and Akane, but I suppose I'd make #10 die. I can deal with the shittyness that is Ranma/Akane a bit better.


9. What interests you about #14?
The Lavender/Teacher aspect.

10. When did you stop liking #7?
When the f*cking ship turned into an a**-kissing fest for one goddamned member!

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?
No... no.


12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Hard to say... Let's go with "A Fairytale about Slavery" By Miranda Sex Garden.

13. Which of these ships do you love the most?

... Feck. I... I guess... I pick Lavender/Hermione. That's how I feel ATM. It'll change to Ron/Draco soon.

14. Which do you dislike the most?

R/Hr!

15. If you could have any of these two pairings double date, who would it be? (even better if they are on different shows)

Ron/Draco, Harry/Hermione!

16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if you'd like.

Oh yes! They are grown women and in love...!

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?

*Burns and salts canon* Sure. Sure!

18. What would make you start shipping #13?
A very good fic and art collaboration with just the right amount of humor and a side of Hermione with Smitten!Harry.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #2 or #6?

Well, only one of those could happen! ... Hermione/Luna, Number six.


20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Oh, it crashes and BURNS and is salted and Emerson Spittle's bones feed the fire and JK pisses on the ashes. And all the a*****e shippers cry and feel horrid and the nice shippers go and form fic and art groups and the bad shippers are laughed off of LJ and have just NASTY icons made of them! And Mel of Leaky Cauldron's mother kicks her in the teeth and publically announces her daughter to be a b*****d and a whore and Emmerson's mother goes ahead and pisses on his grave some more as well and Mrs. Bombadil, Gunderpants, Sandyclaws, Laurel, and Anguya are all sentenced to death by red ants in the middle of the desert, but first they watch as their families are tortured a la Hostel!

Yep!