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Ok...I wrote these like a year ago. A few of you (my friends) know them already. And yes... the second one is about Gai from Naruto! mrgreen

Embrace Your Inner Stupid

Embrace your inner stupid!
Let it all out!
Jump up and down and run all around
And fling your arms about!
Run into a wall, And
Jump into a lake!
Squirt lemon juice in your eye
And hit somebody with a rake!
Set a banana on fire
Go play chess with a cow!
Drink toilet water with a bendy straw, And
Squish your principal with a plow!
Dye your hair clear
Make your dog were a thong!
Put on your Sombrero and your Kelt
And lets all sing along!
Embrace your inner stupid!
Let it all out!
Jump up and down and run all around
And fling your arms about!
Embrace your inner stupid!
Now come and join the show!
Record this live on MTV and
Let the whole world know!
HAY!

Gai in Tights

Who is that with black shiny hair?
Stretchy green spandex is what he wears!
Twisting and turning makes the girls hearts soar
He rocks this house like never before!
Its Gai in tights!
Uh!
Its Gai in tights!
Oh Yeah!
Its that sexy green beast man!
No one can dance like he can!
Makes you glad your his fan!
Gai in tights!
Watch him stroll down that market street
A flower in his mouth, it smells o so sweet!
If your lucky, and ask him nice
He might just treat you to some curry and rice! 'cause hes
Its Gai in tights!
Uh!
Its Gai in tights!
Oh Yeah!
Its that sexy green beast man!
No one can dance like he can!
Makes you glad your his fan!
GAI IN TIGHTS!
YEAH!

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