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Tide of Chaos in Amity Shadows Chapter 6-10, |
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Chapter 5:Nothing is holy.
"Buneary, use swift!" cried Purin. The bunny used it's mouth to spit out what were apparently stars at the Sneasel who dodged and grabbed the bunny.
"Ice Beam Sneasel!" The Sneasel opened it's mouth and was charging up a white, shiny light in between both of them.
"Swift, quick!" Right when the beam was done, Buneary fired out some more stars which collided with the Ice Beam and blew up. They were both sent flying but Sneasel quickly got to his feet. Buneary was unfortunate and hit the wall and fainted. "Aw, poor baby." He withdrew Buneary and sent a second pokemon out. It was a Wigglytuff. "Quick, pound."
"Dodge it Sneasel." Sadly Sneasel was to hurt to dodge and was smacked by the Wigglytuff. he fainted as the Wigglytuff grew big and started to pound it's chest. "grr." Esme sent out her other pokemon, Snorunt.
Snorunt danced with glee, "Sno Snorunt" He shot a Ice Beam at the Wigglytuff. wigglytuff dodged it.
Esme was outraged by it's outburst, "Do not make me sell you out on the street again."
Snorunt calmed down at this and put on a serious face. "Snorunt, you know what to do. But first, Agility." Snorunt suddenly grew incredibly fast and appeared in front of Wigglytuff. Wigglytuff tried to punch him but Snorunt jumped on Wigglytuff and jumped behind her. She tried to punch him but he ran past her. "Now, Double team" There were 10 surrounding Wigglytuff.
"Wigglytuff, use Sing!" Wigglytuff got her voice ready but was interrupted.
"Agility then Ice Beam" Suddenly the Snorunts raced in a circle and was charging the Ice Bea. With the help of agility it was immediately ready and shot Wigglytuff. She became frozen getting ready to sing. Purin took in his Wiggly.
"You have won this battle," he said while he brought up the newly acquired badge.
"Hey, we need more members to battle Heartless, care to join us?" asked Kyle.
"But what about the Gym?" wondered Purin.
"Leave it to us," answered Amity.
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Purin was heading back home to the gym after gathering some supplies for the trip when he noticed smoke coming from it. He ran carrying the stuff and was in front of his gym. It was filled to the brim with Sex toys caught on fire. Esme came out and grabbed him. They left and met up with the other 3 outside of town.
"W-Why?" asked Purin trembling.
"So they think your dead and that they need a new Gym Leader," answered Kyle.
"But... the badges."
"We took them to a Pawn Shop and sold them and decided to get cracked."
"I'm messed up right now, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Screamed Amity at the top of her lungs as she ran in circles acting like a bird. " Ca Ca, F***ing Ca b***h".
"Then.. let's go." said Purin in sadness. Kame snuffed up some crack.
"I wonder if we'll reach the rainbow of blood and children parts."
Chapter 6: DON'T DRANK THIS CACTUS' FLUIDS!
The great group of Munfly(Still working on name) was out in the desert heading for Half assed city. The only way was through the desert so, with their noses full of Crack, they headed out...
Kame found a cactus. He decided to cut it open to drink something so the cocaine would settle. He drank th greenish clean water. He brought some to the rest of the group who all drank some in order to get cooler.
"Anyone fell... odd?" asked Kame.
"I feel... light headed." replied Esme.
"Why are we... pausing?" asked Kyle.
"I'm a butterfly." screamed Purin.
Purin dug into the sand and sticked his head into the hole then covered it up. Then they noticed... the cactus which they drunk out of was really... MARIJUANA CACTI! They all passed out. Purin collaspsed from lack of air but he was still alive.
Chapter 7 Purin is special SPECILA(I CAN'T SPELL >.> SHHHHHHHHHS)
Purin woke up in a vast ocean. It was yellow. "Where am I?" wondered Purin. Then there was a tonk an everything went dark. "Oh no!" There was a lank and the water started to twirl. It twirled till it took all of they yellow, salty water down the pipes and into... a desert! There, 3 Wise Mice were walking. One was red, another green. the third, polka dotted and striped.
"Will father be pleased with our gifts?" Said the red mouse?
"He will certainly be please," said the green one. He looked back at the trembling polka dotted mouse. "Shall we kill him?"
"No, we need his gold he stole from all the red and green villagers."
"C-sama, are we lost?" squeaked the polka dotted mouse.
"No, and don't ask me again," said the green mouse.
"C-chan, we might want to set up camp." said the red one.
"Okay, Rotosa-san," said C.
"But, we might be lo-"
"SHUT UP NANDY" roared C.
Rotosa tapped C's shoulder, "Be a little nicer, Nandy-kun does have the most money."
Purin looked at the mice and saw that they were also holding onto some food. He charged them and took out Wigglytuff. "Wigglytuff, Sing!" Wigglytuff sang and the mice fell asleep. Purin came up and pulled out a Pocky gun. "Stealing movies are a crime. It's worst than... Murder" He shoot each of themice in the heads and made of with the food. The Mice laid there, bleeding into the sand.
Purin threw popcorn at the screen. He was about to watch a movie. "What a stupid commercial."
Chapter 8: F*** OFF b***h
Esme was walking through a town of dangerous monkey people. at any minute they would all suddenly burst and rape her and have wierd orgies like piss ones! EWWWWWWW! Anyways, she was walking into a rather dark part of town where the... humans lived.
"Hello." said a man. He was barely standing up.
Esme pulled out a Pocky gun. "Give me all your money or die."
"But.. But mam, I have no money."
"Then die," she shoot tweice in the man head. He died instantly but horribly painfully. "Whose next?"
They all threw out their most priceless belongings, one was a kid. No larger than, say, a giant mutated Bananasaur! Which were about 6 ft. Esme was curious, "Are you hungry?" The boy nodded. "Then let mama feed you." She removed her short to reveal a bra covered breast. The boy immediately bit and cut off all of it. She screamed and fell ove. He swallowed the entire thing whole. She disappeared and reappeared with 97 lives left. "You little b*****d."
"I have a name." sighed the boy.
"Uh..."
"Pikon dammit."
"Pikon, you're my new minion. If you bite my tit off again, I will eat you left ear."
Pikon blew up into itty bitty pieces all across the land.
"What just happened?" Then the world disappeared and she was faliing into the center of a Black hole. "Yay! I'm going to die... oh wait. F***." Chapter 9:It's Me, the cow.
"So... I hear there's a monkey in that bag." suspiciously asked Kame.
"I hear you are bargaining for a monkey." said the black market clerk wearing a bloody ski mask.
"I hear-"
"Chim Chimch-"
Kame punched the bag and saw it lie there. "So, I hear you have a monkey."
"50"
"40"
"200"
"40"
"9"
"40"
"Sold!"
"Yes... wait..."
Kame was pushed out with the bag and he fell on the ground. The chimchar awoke to this and immediately set the bag aflame and ran away. "Chimney!"
"What kind of s***** name is that?" asked some random person.
"KameKameHA!!!!!" Yelled out Kame as he tried to shoot a laser from his hands.
The person looked at him, left, and started to laugh uncontrollably.
"b***h. Chimchar!" yelled Kame again
Chimchar appeared in front of him. "Chimchar, I demand a thumb war. If I win, I get to catch you."
Chimchar stuck out her hand. "Chim, chimchar."
Kame put his hand to hers.. he grabbed it and threw chimchar agaisnt the wall. He then punched her two times and started to stomp her. He took out a pocky gun out and shot once in each of her leg so she couldn't escape and two in eah arm so she wouldn't fight back. He then sewed the mouth shut so no ember would come out.
"Who's your master now b***h!" smirked evily Kame as he captured Chimchar. "Yes, I caught a chimchar! WITH tough LOVE"
Kame went inside a house. He sat at a table and the house blew up. It was a terrorist bombing! He was badly injured then a man came up to him. "OMG, INBD"
"Wha... What?"
"DUKWWR?
Kame fainted.
Chapter 10: [Help wanted: Pay big. Just stand saying a few words]
Amity was in a dark corridor. She was wearing nothing but a incredibly long scarf that barely covered regions too adult for people. So I won't go into detail. She ran and her scarf fell. Her nice white body burst in flames!
"WHAT THE HELL!!!" yelled Amity.
She became a Snowman.
"MMMMM," said Amity.
She became an evil shaodw demon made of cheese.
"Um... I'm magically delicous now."
She blew up into tiny cheese pieces and began to form into little cheese demons. She pulled out cheddar tridents and Swiss Guns.
"Attack," yelled one tiny Amity.
They all started to run but one stood behind. "What are we running to?"
All the little Amities stop and looked at the solo one. "We are running for..."
"Yes?"
"SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
"IT'S OVER 9000!"
The single one began to run as the group ran farther pulling out her Pocky gun. They were all stepped on. The one left behind was shocke. The person was. Kyle. Kyle was dark and gave off an evil aura.
"OMGWTFBBQ?" said the Amity and she shot herself in the head.
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Kame's an evil b*****d.
The Traveling Pikmin · Sun Oct 28, 2007 @ 06:41am · 0 Comments |
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