My dad can be an a*****e sometimes here is a little something that the fatass did today:
Tex was sitting on her computer coviently checking her gaia when her Clumsy as hell dad knocked the ******** tea kettle over on the floor. Well dipshit's favorite football game was on and heaven forbid he should miss the 5 minutes of commercials he hates. So he says "Dammit Tex i thought i asked you to clean the ******** kitchen up this morning!!" [and he didn't the lying son of a b***h!] So i get a towel and Start cleaning it up. When Mr. Happy comes back and yells: DON'T USE A CLEAN TOWEL ON THIS GET SOME PAPER TOWELS!! Well Excellent advice ******** this puddle of steamy hot water goes from one end of the kitchen to the other. And instead of using a large towel that can protect my feet and hands from getting scorched and get the job done faster NO I've got to use a small rectangle of paper and sit in steamy water in jeans cleaning up a mess that you created. Once I'm done my sister comes down "Men," she sighs i'm standing here soaked from the knee down felling like I forgot suntan lotion and more pissed off than a cat in the washer And I say I honestly don't give a flying ******** what gender that b*****d is dosen't give him a right to use me for a menial task he should have done
 Tex Violent Violet · Sun Nov 04, 2007 @ 11:11pm · 0 Comments |
