You can`t kill yourself because if you kill yourself you will not have not killed yourself and how will you know what its like to not kill yourself if you do kill yourselfÉ Killing yourself deprives yourself of the experience of not killing yourself, therefore you should not kill yourself, elsewise the world will also not know the expierence of you not killing yourself. Also, if you lose the expiercence of not killing yourself, then you lose all other experiences as well, therefore, you should wait, and kill yourself when you are sure you have experienced everything possible to expeircee, which will never occur, so just let yourself not kill yourself, so that anyother can take care of that for you when you`re 90 running down alleyways with money hanging out of your pockets because your senile. So I say, don`t kill yourself.
That cracked me up!
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I didn't understand a single freaking word that i just read!
Lolz xD