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My cheesy pick up lines. For guys and girls C; (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! I have only three months to live. .. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny! I'm good at math. U+I=69 I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop. My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow? If you were a booger I'd pick you first. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in HAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: mouthwashisgood Sat Nov 24, 2007 @ 10:18pm

Gaya you turned homo.

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Dinosaur Tattoos
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 @ 06:26pm

Roflroflroflrofl. :'D I've heard some of these before. I use a couple myself.
I'm very quick to the wit when it comes to pick up lines.

"Do you believe in a 60 second romance? ... ... Got a minute?"

I picked that one up while watching this horror movie where these towns people
massacre these teenagers on spring break. It was a good one. :'D

mouthwashisgood
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 @ 12:58am

Oh bby. I wonder if my pick up lines work.
C;
Maybe I should try them out on you.

Dinosaur Tattoos
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 @ 04:49pm

You don't need any pick up lines. I'd consider myself already picked up. :"D

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Wed Nov 28, 2007 @ 10:55pm

redface redface

Guillotine Graveyard
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 @ 05:48pm

haha. coolness. rolleyes

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