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Driving to work this morning there's always one schmuck who's got to screw the whole deal up.

Everything is moving along just swimmingly - then some idiot in a blue sports car decides he's not happy and he cut off the guy in front of me. So in reaction to that, the guy in front of me has to hit his brakes to avoid getting his front bumper shaved off by the idiot - and then gives a toot on the horn to announce his displeasure.

Well the horn pissess off the idiot in the sports who then slams on his brakes - HARD. This has a ripple affect, whereas now EVERYONE in traffic has to slam on their brakes. The idiot just needed to remove all doubt to the world that yes, he is in fact a complete and utter jackashed idiot.

So the dude in front of me honks again, this sets me off into a laughing fit because I know full well that he's now just screwing with the idiot in the sports car. And in response to that, the idiot in the sports car rolls down his window and flips off the guy in front of me. Again, more laughter erupts.

So the idiot in the sports car makes another sudden switch of lanes, almost ripping another person's bumper off and then slams on his breaks to make an immediate turn.

It was quite a relief to have that moron off the same road.