When the remarkable turns bizarre, reason turns rancid.
What is sought is most often found... if it is truly sought.
Only a few find the way; some don't recognize it when they do; some don't ever want to.
There's an ugly name for those who do things the hard way.
The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.
To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.
Only the foolish believe suffering is just wages for being different.
Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth.
Only the insane equate pain with success.
Tell yourself, I've seen worse at Rutledge's. Prevarication, in this instance, may help.
Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.
When the path is problematical, consider a leap of faith. Ride the wind.
Hanging ropes are as good as step ladders to those who know how to use them.
Scythes, hips, and the hangman's noose all do it. Why not you?
Your knife is necessary, but not sufficient. Always collect what's useful. Reject only your ignorance and you may survive.
This simple game can turn distinctly nasty. Don't ever play alone.
52 pickup is a staple of juvenile humor. But when the deck slices and dices, it's no laughing matter.
Jack's a friend, but his temperament is explosive. May be best to let him play by himself.
Withering cold incapacitates an enemy more completely than deep wounds. But winter does not last forever.
Ah, the diabolical dice. A word of caution. Don't throw them when you're alone. The fiends lack loyalty, and their notion of nourishment is quite disturbing.
A blunderbuss in the hands of a blockhead, is a catastrophe waiting to happen. You're not a dunderhead, but exercise great care.
Here's a riddle. When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be.
Whoever says too much of a good thing is not enough, speaks the truth.
Whatever says too much of a good thing must be bad, tells a lie.
For every task there's a proper tool; sometimes more than one.
This unique watch stops time for a time. Unlike death, time moves on. Those who stood still with time move on also unless they're dead.
The mask will not fool the water. But I will confound your enemies when you can swim and breath like a reptile while wearing it.
Noisy creatures, crooks, and assorted voyeurs would love to be invisible. For you the option may be a matter of survival.
What they can't see, they don't want to hear. You'll do better if you become corporeal.
Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves, never had real tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline right to the heart.
Meta-Essence is the life force of Wonderland; that of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.
How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate that your condition is not permanent. And you're lucky too. Red eyes suit so few.
Threats, promises, and good intentions don't amount to action.
Time to raise some havoc. The dogs of war are loose.
I can't know everything. Pretend you're an orphan. . . oh, that was rude; you are.
Work if you must. It's my nature to unwind from time to time.
I've heard self-reliance is a virtue. Now you've heard it.
Observe, learn, and react.
I suppose experience teaches best, learn by doing, and similar cliches have merit. Take their advice. I'm busy.
Climb out of the water and then I might help you.
Try something dry...
It's impolite to keep royalty waiting. But the price of good manners may be too high. This Queen's a real b***h.
Cats are color blind, you know. Kaleidoscopes hold no interest for us.
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.
Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don't like the ending. Sometimes we don't understand it.
What is sought is most often found... if it is truly sought.
Only a few find the way; some don't recognize it when they do; some don't ever want to.
There's an ugly name for those who do things the hard way.
The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.
To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.
Only the foolish believe suffering is just wages for being different.
Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth.
Only the insane equate pain with success.
Tell yourself, I've seen worse at Rutledge's. Prevarication, in this instance, may help.
Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.
When the path is problematical, consider a leap of faith. Ride the wind.
Hanging ropes are as good as step ladders to those who know how to use them.
Scythes, hips, and the hangman's noose all do it. Why not you?
Your knife is necessary, but not sufficient. Always collect what's useful. Reject only your ignorance and you may survive.
This simple game can turn distinctly nasty. Don't ever play alone.
52 pickup is a staple of juvenile humor. But when the deck slices and dices, it's no laughing matter.
Jack's a friend, but his temperament is explosive. May be best to let him play by himself.
Withering cold incapacitates an enemy more completely than deep wounds. But winter does not last forever.
Ah, the diabolical dice. A word of caution. Don't throw them when you're alone. The fiends lack loyalty, and their notion of nourishment is quite disturbing.
A blunderbuss in the hands of a blockhead, is a catastrophe waiting to happen. You're not a dunderhead, but exercise great care.
Here's a riddle. When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be.
Whoever says too much of a good thing is not enough, speaks the truth.
Whatever says too much of a good thing must be bad, tells a lie.
For every task there's a proper tool; sometimes more than one.
This unique watch stops time for a time. Unlike death, time moves on. Those who stood still with time move on also unless they're dead.
The mask will not fool the water. But I will confound your enemies when you can swim and breath like a reptile while wearing it.
Noisy creatures, crooks, and assorted voyeurs would love to be invisible. For you the option may be a matter of survival.
What they can't see, they don't want to hear. You'll do better if you become corporeal.
Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves, never had real tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline right to the heart.
Meta-Essence is the life force of Wonderland; that of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.
How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate that your condition is not permanent. And you're lucky too. Red eyes suit so few.
Threats, promises, and good intentions don't amount to action.
Time to raise some havoc. The dogs of war are loose.
I can't know everything. Pretend you're an orphan. . . oh, that was rude; you are.
Work if you must. It's my nature to unwind from time to time.
I've heard self-reliance is a virtue. Now you've heard it.
Observe, learn, and react.
I suppose experience teaches best, learn by doing, and similar cliches have merit. Take their advice. I'm busy.
Climb out of the water and then I might help you.
Try something dry...
It's impolite to keep royalty waiting. But the price of good manners may be too high. This Queen's a real b***h.
Cats are color blind, you know. Kaleidoscopes hold no interest for us.
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.
Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don't like the ending. Sometimes we don't understand it.
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