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I will turn you into an insane phsycopath that likes eating paper and licking windows, flashing random by passers. I'll go streaking through the streets screaming that the giant teddy bear that my boyfriend gave me for my birthday is trying to eat me, and that Elmo is following me in alliance with furby. Don't feel bad. When you go to the insane asylum and are told that I'm not allowed around people I'll be in a fuzzy poofy room enjoying the little white pills the nice people in coats give me. Eventually I'll break free and get a kitty and live in a box behind the dumpster stealing and eating little kids. I'll get HIV and aids from the flys around me and eventually get kicked out of my box because I couldn't pay the Chinese person letting me stay there a nickel. I'd find a cliff and try to kill my self but it wouldn't work very well because I just went all with the splash. I'll get saved by a magical mermaid thats got legs and a fish body instead of a fish tail and a human body. I'll get swam ashore and meet some hotshot movie star and get really rich and famous and then I'll die from swallowing sand from the flower pot in my mansion.