Today, I accidentally hit a fat lady's butt. She was friggen hideous. The end.
Haha.. Jowk...
Ganito kasi nangyari... My family and I went to the grocery store a while ago to buy some sodas... But then, since it would be the anticipated start of a new year the next day, there were millions of people there (hyperbole; I'm hell 70% better than you at mathematics). So, instead of letting my bro push the grocery cart (or wtvr you call it), I voluntarily did it myself. When we were going to the crowded ice cream stand (or wtvr again you call it), the floor was ******** slippery... And little bro was being an a**... I let him push the cart. When he finally noticed he can't handle it, he recklessly threw it back at me, just in time to hit a stranger's arse. I was laughing, while at the same time apologizing for my so called "mistake." Because of that, it made it seem that I wasn't taking it seriously. The woman hit a goosebumping glare back at me which then made it seem that she was taking it very seriously. I mean.. I really was taking my apology seriously and saying it sincerely, but I couldn't help but laugh... I mean.. Who could? Ika nga ni ate... "Sino namang hindi tatawa? Nagbounce mula sa puwet. Pero.. Sino rin naman ang hindi magsusungit? Napansin niyang nalaman ng iba kung gaano ka-bouncy yung puwet niya." Bahhh... This piece of s**t is a huge humbug. PIKON LANG ANG MGA TAONG GANYAN, PEOPLE!
It's time for random crap! Today, it's name's acronym!
N is for Naive
E is for Edgy
I is for Innocent
L is for Loving
xD
Anyways... Here's my new quest...
Quest 2, turned into a sidequest!
GOAL:
N/Ag
GO Phones = Bahh.. It'll deflate.
WTF Hat = 34k
Grunny = 22k
Fire Flower = 10k
N/Ag
GO Phones = Bahh.. It'll deflate.
WTF Hat = 34k
Grunny = 22k
Fire Flower = 10k
Quest 3, gonna start working on it...
GOAL:
94000g
Black Eye Stripe Tattoo = 1k
Mythrill Halo = 53k
Superior Form = 32k
Mecha Form = 9k
94000g
Black Eye Stripe Tattoo = 1k
Mythrill Halo = 53k
Superior Form = 32k
Mecha Form = 9k
Remember..
If you don't help..
You're not helping..
And it's bad if you're not helping..
:/
Happy New Year!,
Neil Gaiman xD
Neil Gaiman xD