wahmbulance The following is an actual conversation that took place on Gaia between two actual Gaians.
Suza-chi: i know EVERYTHING.............you got food poisoning last week.
Aki Shanaster: I never got food poisoning yet >O
Your bad at knowing everything
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Im good at knowing nothing ;3
Suza-Chi: rolleyes of course u were food poisoned.
stare you see the ghosts of godzilla put salmanella into ur ramen, you were sent to the hospital(by me). Ninjas attacked you(i stopped them) then they ran. during the operation(on you, not the ninjas) the surgeon found out that the salmonilla was really an enormous tapeworm that had gained paranormal powers from Godizilla's ghost. the surgeon then fainted, so i took up arms against the foul beast and killed w/o harming you. i then revived the surgeon who hurt his hand during his faint, but it turned out the tapeworm left an atomic bomb in your intestines. i promptly preceded to operate on you, deactivaying the bomb with two minutes left instead of the oh-so-climactic 0 seconds left.(it was the blue wire. BLUE!) which you promptly complained about when you found out. The ninjas returned(this time i captured them). It turns out that they were looking 4 Aki's Banaster, not Aki Shanaster. we then laughed about it, which triggered your explosive amnesia(and your explosive diarrhea.......i did not clean it up...) luckily i am also a trained neurosurgeon, so your explosive amnesia is now gone, but your brain had already filled in the gaps of your memory with some boring-but-realistic memory that you believe is reality.(some other person fixed ur explosive diarrhea....they weren't important, so pretend that i did it.)
blaugh Aren't you glad i'm ur friend? heart
O_O...............yeah.........i really can't believe i wrote that...(Suza-Chi is my second account on Gaia)
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Are conversation was weird now that I think about it :3
Oh and I didn't gain any weight from operation biggrin biggrin biggrin
Or eating that bus a while ago...
Yum yum xd