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What?? you mean there no more chicken? My heart is shattered, is a little crispy too much to ask???? What about that big juicy looking one over there

You wanna piece o' me fat boy? I'll spork your a**


Oh son if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Who are all you people


I did it! I made it! I'm a man! I don't need this runners bra anymore


she likes me much better, she likes me much better

I'm very happy for you

Kickage in the tailya rrrrright back to Australia


Hey, what relationship with a woman has EVER been enhanced by having a conversation?

Hey you don't understand, we Americans aren't like you Australians. Its not JUST about sex, WE want to make love to our mothers


Son, theres one last thing I need to tell you about women, they're soft.....and...curvy.....well, maybe they're not THAT different, but they have this thing about them, when they sink their claws into you, theres no limit to the pain they can inflict upon you.................I'M SCARED SON! LETS JUST STAY HOME AND WATCH A VIDEO! DON'T LEAVE YOUR PAPA, DON'T LEAVE YOUR PAPA


Kiss my surprisingly firm butt

THATS REALLY GETTING OLD!


Oh, I see, you want me to beg, well theres one thing you didn't count on! I have no pride! PLease Pplleeaassee PPPllleeeaaassseee


Alright hotshot, you think you're so smart? Lets see ya read this book

Bogus

If you read under 50 woords a minute, this book explodes. Ready? BEGIN!!

One.....Fish.....T-wo oh no Two f-f ah! fish! Thre

ITS FISH YOU IDIOT! FISH!

Dude..now I lost my place

BOOM!!!!


They're called fingers, yet they don't fing, Try to think on that for awhile



I never touch her porcelian skin....her soft red lips, like rose petals from the emperor's bathwater, BATHWATER I TELL YOU! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHWAAAATAAAARR
ow ow ow, ow, ow, ow ow ow, ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow owow!


After I die you can eat my brain, and it will give you power


Jane?! Would you like to dance with me?


No I would not like to dance, you are an incepid walking cartoon and your cereal turned my urin pink

But you have to eat six bowls for that to happen

Yes, yes and the gallon of chocolate milk, but thats not the point



And this is where I had my 8th birthday party....the clown scared me and I wet my pants...everyone called me weewee

kids can be so cruel

hiya weewee, still wettin them drawrs?

Oh SHUT UP!

Sure thing mr.w.


What are you doing?

Ohhh I'm sneakin a peak at your mcguppies, my stumbling attempt at intimacy

Where you trying to give me money?

NOO

Look, I do not take charity, my daddy only gave me one thang, his pride

His prod??

No, his pride

His brod?

No, his pride

His--forget it.



Arthur, I'm afraid you have, acuteserosus


And you have a cute little butt, ahahahaah

I'm afraid you don't understand, your pancreas is swollen to the size of a basketball

Oh no wonder I dribble so much, ahahahahahah

This is very serious, you have less than a year to live

Oh, don't look now, but someones eaten all your popsicles, ahahahahaha, Oh look, a piano, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, and they're all standing in a row, big ones small ones, some as big as your head, give them a twist and a flick of the wrist thats what the showman said.