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One day, a person went to hell. Satan asks him what kind of punishments he wants. He does not know so he asked Satan to show him.

In the first room, there was a guy doing some heavy mining.
"I know the job is a bit of a hard work, you want to move on to the next room?" Satan asked.
"Yeah, I am not much of an out door type any." he said.

In the second room, there was this guy running around the pool, jumping into it, comes back up and restarts over and over again.
"What is he doing?" he asked.
"I do not know. He is just probably retarded. Let us move on." Satan said.

In the third room, there was this ugly hobo who looks a lot like Michael Jackson. He seems really satisfied with a hot blonde chick giving his c**k a b*****b. The guy thinks to himself, "hmm I want that chick to suck my d**k... Hehehe..."
"Oh hell yeah I want this punishment" he said.
"Are you sure?" asked Satan.
"Do I look that I am joking?" he told Satan.
"Well, suit yourself." Satan laughed at him, "Hey Blondie, you can go to heaven. Now you're going to suck my son's c**k you desperate pervert."