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These are two of the best places toget hilarious quotes.
Scooter:
HERE COMES THE CHICKS TERMINATOR!
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got a horn in you hand and a whistle round your neck, that's all you need for our next attack!
Right about now, it's the mike wrecker!
Rolling with the Mike provider, I'm the real rythym rider!

I know these are all unintentionally funny.

Dads Army:
We were on patrol one day, looking for Nazi parachutists. We started in the pubs. After checking ten, we were sure that none had came yet. We were also sure that we were quite sozzled.

They're BOOOOOOOOOZERS! THE LOT OF 'EM!

These were meant to be funny.

There's a jillion more, I'm just too lazy to put them right now.