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Thomas:What up everyone? I'm Thomas
Nick:And I'm Nick
Thomas:And this is Life sucks, where me....and this other kid, ask people why life sucks
Nick:My life sucks today because my mom stole my money
Thomas:Yes people, his mother stole his money
Nick:and also because prostitution is legal
Thomas:ITS IL legal you idiot
Nick:whoops....
Thomas:GRAAAA!!!!! *kills Nick* mm, I killed him
Nick surprised w
Thomas:shut up! Your supposed to be dead, yes people, its a tradition to kill my co-host, Nick, are you dead?
Nick:Yes
Thomas:anyway, as I was saying, my life sucks because.....you have to pay for PORN, ya have to pay for porn, and that sucks, I mean, you might as well pay to play with yourself, and that should be free...
Nick:*comes back to life* yeah that sucks, and aliens, no one thinks they're real, but I seen 'em with my own eyes I tells ya
Thomas:mm, hes seen 'em, that proves it....and he had an alien baby
Nick:.......we agreed never to speak of that
Thomas:anyway, lets go interview people on the street
Nick:yay lets go
Thomas surprised k, lets go interview my dear old dad, William
William:what do you want Thomas?
Thomas:Father, we are interviewing people for our new show, life sucks, now, why does life suck for you today?
William:because your annoying me
Thomas:GENIUS! thanks dad
Thomas' creepy sister:I know why life sucks, cause they don't make chocolate bon bon's anymore
Thomas and Nick:yes they do *walk away looking for other people to annoy*
Nick:hey Thomas, we should interview Andrew
Thomas:*slaps nick* I WAS GONNA SAY THAT *runs toward Andrew's house*
Nick:*runs after him* what makes us think that hes not just going to say something mean?
Thomas:.....I never said he wouldn't *arrives and rings doorbell*
Andrew:*answers door* uhm....what do you two want?
Thomas:*holds the recording device to Andrew* why does your life suck today?
Andrew:because two weirdo geeks are at the door
Andrew's sister:Andrew who was it?
Andrew:Just Thomas and Nick
Andrew's sister:what did they want?
Andrew:they are interviewing me
Andrew's sister:*is fed up with Andrew and just walks to the door* eh?
Thomas:REBA! Why does life suck for you today?
Reba:Life doesn't suck, now go away
Thomas and Nick:*run away scared and screaming*
Nick:who should we interview next?
Thomas:how about Kelsie?
Nick:ARE YOU NUTS?!?!?! SHE WOULD KILL US!!
Thomas:thats why YOU are going to interview her
Nick:but she would kill a little kid like me
Thomas:Nick, your 14, she is 13, she cannot kill you
Nick:but she still scares me
Thomas:*hands nick the recording device and pushes him towards Kelsey's house* now go my son...
Nick:Thomas.....you want me dead don't you? *knocks on Kelsey's door*
Kelsey:what do you want??
Nick:*tries to show no fright but cannot help it* um....I am interviewing people off the streets, asking them why life sucks
Kelsey:life doesn't suck, but its gonna suck for you in a moment
Nick:*gulp* huh?
Kelsey:*tackles Nick and tries to tear off his leg*
Nick:OH MY GOD!!!! MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas:*watches from studio through the blinds on the window* well at least thats not me
Nick:*crawls back to studio with only one leg* ugh......never......again....
Thomas:so how'd it go?
Nick:badly......
Thomas:*takes recording device from Nick and holds it to his mouth* the end, I'm Thomas
Nick:and I'm Nick
Thomas:and this is the movie of
Nick and Thomas:LIFE SUCKS
hope you liked it, me and my friend actually did that today.....but I suppose I exaggerated about losing a leg....however, I did leave out some other interviews, but I think it was fun, I hope you like this.