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ok-this-is-mi-messed-up-paradie-of-batman.-all-the-characters-are-actual-people-in-mi-life.-the-onli-not-real-person-is-the-poker.
Oh-right,-btw-this-is-the-users-friend-kt,-and-i-swear-justin-told-me-2-do-it-MM!-im-sorrie-if-ur-mad!-so,-here-u-go,-more-will-b-added-if-mi-friends-not-mad.

From-batman:-mi-paradie:-acctual-person

The-joker:-the-poker:-cories-twin-brother
Bat-man:-skirtman:-justin
Bat-woman:-skirt-woman:-jess
Robin:-cheese-boi:-katie
Alfred:-al-fred:corie
(this story was written by my friend kt, who has nothing better to do with her time. My friend Justin helped her and now i am out to seek revenge on them for even putting this in my juornal as a comment....but i thought that i needed it's own page. rofl )


The-adventures-of-skirt man

Chapter-one

“HELP!-HELP!”-Cried-the-oung-woman.”will-someone-pleese-help-me?!?!”-suddenlie-a-skirt-next-2-a-piece-of-cheese-appeared-in-the-air.”the-skirt-signal,-thank-goodness!”-she-said-relieved.-out-of-nowhere,-a-skirted-figure-appeared-next-to-her.
”what-has-happened-madam?”-said-the-mysterious-voice.
“well…well”-said-the-ladie-in-a-scared-voice.”he…he…he-poked-me!”
skirt man-gasped-”the-poker!”-he-reached-for-his-cheese-shaped-radio.
“quick,-cheese-boi,-come-to-the-corner-of-weslie-and-snipes,-we-have-a-43”
“a-what?”
“a-CB”
“just-tell-me-who-the-hell-it-is”-said-the-voice-in-the-transmiter,-annoied.
‘oh-right,-sorrie-cheese-boi,-its-the-poker!”
“oh-lord-do-u-want-me-2-alert-skirt-woman?”
“if-u-could-id-appreciate-it”
“ok-we’ll-b-there-soon”
“ok.-hur..”
At-that-moment,-skirt-man-felt-pressure-in-the-small-of-his-back.-“NOOO!”-he-fell-to-the-ground.
“skirt-man!”-elled-skirtwoman,-landing-beside-him.-“are-u-ok?”
“es…es-I’m-fine”-he-said,-brushing-the-dust-off-his-skirt.
“Well-good,-cause-theres-evil-acheese!”-said-cheese-boi.-suddenlie,-and-evil-laugh-errupted-from-behind-them.
“ou-shall-never-catch-the-poker!”
“that’s-what-u-think!”-said-skirt-woman.
“acctuallie-it-is-what-i-think”-he-said-matter-a-factlie
“well-i-think-different!”-said-skirt-man.-skirt-woman-gave-him-an-ostonished-look.
“ou-can-think??”-she-exclaimed.
“of-course-I-can…heir!”-he-said-in-a-hurt-voice.
“i-was-onli-jokin”-she-said-in-an-apologetic-voice.
“arrrggg!”-exclaimed-the-poker.-skirt-man-and-skirt-woman-looked-up.-cheese-boi-had-aprehended-the-poker.
“good-work-cheese-boi!”-said-skirt-woman.-“now-lets-see-whos-behind-the-mask”
skirt-man-walked-up-and-pulled-off-the-mask.-a-collective-gasp-went-around.
“-al-fred!-how-could-ou?”-cried-cheese-boi.-al-fred-was-the-slave-at-the-skirt-cave-and-mansion.
“i-am-not-al-fred!-i-am-al-freds-twin-brother,-mel-fred!”
“there-is-onli-one-wai-2-b-sure”-said-cheese-boi.
“how’s-that?”-said-skirt-man.
“well-al-fred-has-a-hickie-on-his-neck…”
“how-do-ou-no-that?”-said-skirt-woman-with-a-smile.
“umm,-umm”-cheese-boi-was-triing-2-think-fast,-something-she-was-never-good-at.
“bow-chicka-bow-bow”-teased-skirt-man.-cheeseboi-was-growing-incrediblie-red.
“well-umm,-lets-just-check-his-neck-shall-we?”-he-said.-skirt-man-pulled-down-his-neck-guard.
“eah-hes-not-lieing-this-isnt-al-fred.”-said-skirt-woman.
“ok-we’ve-out-skirted-this-villan-now-lets-give-him-to-the-police-and-go-back-to-the-skirt-mansion-for-tea-and-crumpets”-said-skirt-man.

Chapter-2


Back-at-the-skirt-cave…
“But-whi-damnit!”-said-cheese-boi-angered.-“im-a-GIRL.-i-want-to-be-called-cheese-GIRL!-i-no-u-lied-to-me!-i-thought-i-WAS-a-boi-until-7th-grade-in-sex-ed!”
“damn,”-said-skirt-man,-“don’t-u-think-cheese-boi-sounds-better-though??”
“i-don’t-CARE-how-it-sounds!”-she-said,-taking-a-nother-crumpet-from-al-fred,-and-winking-at-him-in-the-process.

Skirt-woman-walked-in-and-sat-down-next-to-cheese-boi.-(with-a-disapproving-look-from-al-fred)-and-skirt-man-cleared-his-throut.
“ok-i-have-an-anouncement-everi-one!”
“ur-finnallie-pottie-trained!?!?”-said-cheese-boi-hopefullie.-skirtwoman-gasped.
“no,-no-im-afraid-im-not-over-that-hurtle-et…but,-ani-wais…im-pregnant!”
cheese-boi-just-blinked-at-skirtman-for-about-thirtie-seconds,-then-picked-up-her-paper-and-mutter-her-catch-frase…”chesus-cheese” xd