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Tony and Sam, cereal serial killers making schools safer
Nyssa and I were talking and came up with this idea for a crack fanfiction for DMC.
Eva needed new names for Dante and Vergil because all the demons were looking for Dante and Vergil, the sons of Sparda. She turned on the TV, desperate for inspiration. As if it were a sign from God, a commercial for Frosted Flakes popped up on the screen. Tony... that name just fitted. It was decided, Dante would be Tony from now on. But what to call Vergil? Dante and Vergil were twins, they needed twin names. Sam Toucan was the only other name she could think of that was a cereal name, so from then on, Vergil would be Sam.
15 years later, a series of murders pops up with only one thing in common, all the victims were draped in necklaces made of Fruit Loops and Frosted Flakes and several empty boxes of cereal were left near the crime scene. The two murderers were dubbed "the box top twins" because all the tops of the cereal boxes were ripped off...
Dante and Vergil or "Tony" and "Sam" are trying to balance out their karma by donating all the box tops to "Box Tops for Education." They pick a random school and walk in carrying a huge bag and are like: "I've got some... boxtops."
Yes, this is very strange and insane because crack fanfiction is the best kind.
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