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Im Number 1!
i went to this sleep over/slumber party thing last night and everyone there ended up sleeping on me. they all ended up saying that i wuz unquestionalby soft. dont ask me why they said that though. i wuz all lik, "excuse me" and my friend said that i wuz the softest person she ever slept on. then i wuz all lik, "um...is that a compliment?" everyone ended up agreeing saying that i wuznt too soft and i wuznt too bony or something weird lik that. we were all watchin a movie and all my friends ended up laying on me and falling asleep in the middle of the movie. so when the movie wuz done, i wuz thinking to myself, "god damn it. i got to turn off the dvd player and the tv." but i couldnt mov cause i had lik 4 other people sleeping on me and pinning me down. so i finally wuz lik, "screw this" and i went to sleep. then around noon the next day, after they told me that i wuz a great pillow, they all got together and made me a poster and ribbon made of paper saying, "1st place for the Best Pillow Award goes to our friendliest and best pillow friend, Ellie!" so when i got home trying to keep hold of my poster/prize along with all of my other junk, and after i spent lik 5 min trying not to drop anything or trip over my cats, which kept on rubbing my leg, and trying to get through the door, downstairs, and into my room. i hung up the poster on my wall. its actually very pretty. it just felt kinda weird receiving it, u know? so thats my story of how im "number 1" biggrin
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