If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If Superman can block a bullet with his chest, why does he duck when someone throws a gun at him?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why isn't phonic spelled the way it sounds?
What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?
Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
Why do we label underwear as a pair?
Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic?
Where does the lost sock in the washer and dryer go?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
What is the funny beep on the radio just before the network news?
Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do?
Why do banks charge you a " non sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
If you can't drink and drive why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
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