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Answers and Explanations. OUTDATED!
So, many have wondered where I've come from and who I am exactly, hopefully this entry will answer some of those questions. This will be written in ' Q & A ' format, based upon questions I've been asked numerous times or felt should be addressed.

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Um, who are you?

Well, first off I'm a butler, I really don't how else to explain it. If you wish to know more simply get to know me. Other than that, call me what you wish, though most just call me 'Walter'.

A butler, what exactly does that mean?

As a butler, it is my job to ensure my client's well being, like all hired workers. Currently my client has me doing 'business and financial' operations. The task can be daunting, but is usually carried out with ease.

Business and Financial operations?

I'll alleviate a little on this subject, I'm required to perform an items exchange. My client, ask that I deliver him one thousand Gold Mountain tickets a day, which in one year from posting this will equal over 500k. In exchange I require rare trunks, trash, bugs, ink and gold. When added all together and marketed correctly, is of equal exchange.

Are you all business?

Nope, in fact, I'd say I'm rather playful, just add dashing elegance into the equation. If you stop by my profile, you'll see what I mean... ;D

Is that flying creature of your's holding a brassiere?

Yes, it is. This little nymph of creature's name is, Damenunterwäsche. (This name may, and probably will change though.) It always manages to swipe female lingerie, and if I had to speculate on its origin, I'd say its from the family of incubi or succubi, which are creatures of erotic passion and possession. Here's a brief explanation of both creatures;

Incubus description
An incubus is a demon in male form supposed to lie upon sleepers, especially women, in order to have sexual intercourse with them. It was believed to do this in order to spawn other incubi. The incubus drains energy from the woman on whom it performs sexual intercourse in order to sustain itself, and some sources indicate that it may be identified by its unnaturally cold p***s.


Succubus description
A succubus is a demon, who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion of the victim. The appearance of succubi varies, but in general they are depicted as alluring women with great beauty, often with demonic batlike wings, and large breasts; they also have other demonic features, such as horns and cloven feet.






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Grumbie_chik
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commentCommented on: Mon Apr 28, 2008 @ 03:43am
Very nice indeed Walter!

Lol, now i know to stay away from your little creature...lol


commentCommented on: Sat May 10, 2008 @ 02:36am
i wondered where my bra went!
-shoos creature-



Arabella Dawson
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