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3:00p.m. S.S. Class: Me and Malorie are yelling in Class
Malorie: Gay rainbow chinchillas!
Me: Who is?
Malorie: Danie is!
Me: You called one of your friends gay?!
Luke: I killed your gay rainbow chinchillas!
Me: No!....did you know that cucumbers lay eggs that are actually seeds!!!
All: .......
Me: Luke hid the Rainbow chinchillas in his shirt!
Malorie: Mean!
Me: Malorie needs a hug! Anyone offering?
Few days later:
Brianne: Can I ever talk to you seriously?
Me: *mumbles* Are you serious? *walks away*
Few Days Later:
Me: People keep stealing my Swing Thing! *lays down on sand*
Malorie: Meghan's Dead! *Meghan twitches* Now shes a zombie!
Me: *laughs*
Mal: Hey! Your a zombie! Stop being dead and alive!
Brianne: *picks up frisby* Hey, What's This?
Me: My UFO! Zombie's always live in UFOs!
Mal: Your supposed to be dead!
Eight Stories:
*Tsuoto jumps out of tree*
Kytsu: Ah-ha! So you were in the tree playing the guitar!
Tsuoto: It's not a guitar...
Kytsu: Then what is it?
Tsuoto: I don't know, but I at least know how to play it...
Kytsu: *looks up at Tsuoto* Oh s**t your tall!
Kyoto: Can you guys stop fighting! I came here to see how everyone has approved with the last 10-12years!
Kytsu: *teases Tsuoto* Oh...I'm Tsuoto I'm very emo and like to jump out of trees!
Tsuoto: Jumping out of trees huh,...of course I like jumping out of trees, *punches Kytsu's back* but for being emo... I'm only suicidal.
Kytsu: *makes a "WTF" face at Tsuoto* .....
Tsuoto: Kytsu, I would say you act like my mom, but I don't have one and if I did I'd say something else....I think...
Kytsu: *ignores Tsuoto* Oh, Hi Shindo remember me?
Tsuoto: Buh......bye...Good luck Shindo...haha.. *walks away*
All except Tsuoto: WTF?!?!
Tsuoto: Yes, Good-bye!
Keda: She's probably going to find Juroudo...
Tsuoto: *runs back with her iris and pupil turning red* WTH did you say....
Keda: Exactly, 10 years ago when we were here exactly at this tree finding out who are the squad members in the next 10 years and right at that point I saw Tsuoto and Juroudo blushing at each other.
Tsuoto: Oh, Sounded like you said something about Kittens and robots working together...
Keda: ...Random. Kyoto?
Kyoto: 1% lovesick.
Tsuoto: *Whispers to Shindo* I remember when Kyoto called you gay.
Shindo: *stares* Grrrr...
Tsuoto: I know, I know, but are you sure Kytsu's not a man?
Shindo: Why ask that?
Tsuoto: *whispers* She has a mustache.
Shindo: *punches Tsuoto right in the face*
*To Be Continued*