Ok, these are just some funny sayings I've picked up over the years.
I will add more later.
The best thing since sliced Jesus.
A kick in the a** is a step forward.
Dance like no one is watching!
Happiness is a warm potato.
My chicken tastes like emptiness....(my friend said that one XD)
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do critisize them, your a mile away and you have their shoes.
Even evil has to make dinner when the minions are out, doing some evilness....
Before the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, there are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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thats all I can think of right now.
Anywho, more will be added when my brain decides to start working.
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