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It’s Bella’s time of the month
It’s Bella’s time of the month! Can Edward handle the blood?...or the mood swings??
Most people usually don’t think of the small things…like Bella getting her period. Blood is involved, right? razz Oh, and I made the PMSing happen during instead of before, for comical purposes.
I wrote this to ease some writer’s block. Goddamn you writer’s block!!
Set very early into their relationship, btw.

That Time of the Month

BPOV

“s**t!” I swore to myself in my upstairs washroom. I don’t usually swear a lot, but I had a good reason. My favourite underwear were now soiled!! Thanks to my goddamn period. I hate this time of month.

I pulled up my underwear and pants and went back to my room to retrieve a new pair. I found some blue and white striped ones. Not my favourite, but they will have to do.

“I love blue on you.”

I heard a smooth, velvet voice speak. The love of my life, the reason I lived, Edward Cullen. He wasn’t you’re typical average 17-year-old male. He had minor changes. Well, not minor. He was a vampire. A gorgeous, pale-skinned, topaz-eyed, blood-drinking vampire. But, he was vegetation. Well, that’s what he and his family called it. In other words, he did not drink human blood; but blood of animals, usually large, overpopulated animals. And I was deeply and undeniably in love with him.

I blushed deep at his words.

“I…I…gotta change.” He even made me stutter.

“Your underwear, I see? But why, my love?”

I rushed outta there at the first chance I got. How embarrassing is it to tell your boyfriend, scratch that, vampire boyfriend that you have your period? Very embarrassing.

I practically ran to the washroom. I sat back down and dug through the cupboard under the sink for a sanitary napkin. I quickly unwrapped it, pulled down my pants and the now clean underwear, and placed it square in the middle. I hate using tampons. They creep me out.

I heard a light knock on the door.

“Bella? Are you alright?”

I felt a wave of anger come over me. I knew I was having mood swings, but honestly? Who can help that kind of stuff?

“I’m fine!” My voice came out in a growl, although I didn’t intend for it to sound that way.

“Ummmm, okay.” Edward heard the growl. Damn. I didn’t want to take this out on him…

EPOV

My lovely angel opened the door quite awkwardly. Her eyes looked normal, a beautiful shade of brown, but her body, still oh-so tempting, was tilted at an awkward angle. Like she was trying to hold in something.

“Are you sure you are okay? You look…tense.” She scoffed and headed toward her room. Hmmm…I wonder what was bothering her. I took an unsure breath inwards. Oh. Ooooooooh.
I get it now, she has a cut somewhere. I breathed out. More like smell it now. Oh, so tempting, her blood. It smelt a tad awkward, and it wasn’t as strong. Then the word hit me like a sack of bricks in the face. Menstruation. She’s menstruating, you dumbass.

I was uneducated on this subject, considering they didn’t like to teach this type of ‘sensitivity’ in the 1900’s, so I was a little unsure about this whole situation. Alice had told me a little, but I guess she was somewhat sensitive on this subject as well.

I took a couple of breaths inward to try to dull the scent. Oh, it was so inviting. A floral scent with a hint of muskiness. It was so wonderful. But I had to calm myself. I would never ever hurt Bella. I couldn’t. She meant too much to me.

I walked into her bedroom. Her scent lingered in the air. I took another breath. Calm, Edward. Have a good composure. You can overcome it.

She sat on her bed with her knees up to her chin, both so beautifully sculpted. Her arms wound around them, holding them as tight as she could. Her eyes were closed and I could see her straining against what seemed like pain.

“Bella, honey, tell me. Is everything all right?” I was tentative to ask; a little afraid she might lash out at me.

A single tear slid down her rosy cheek. I was reluctant to comfort her. I took a big breath and walked over. I slid my one cold arm around her shoulder and pulled her closer. She was so wonderfully warm.

“Edward…” she sniffed back some tears, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be so angry. I can’t help it. It’s…I just…”

“Shhhhh. Shhhhh, my love. It’s alright. It’s alright.” I slowly picked her up so she sat in my lap and rocked back and forth. She sniffed a bit more. When she ceased, I put one finger under her smooth chin and lifted it, so she could see me, and I, her.

“What is the matter, love?” I wiped away a tear streak with my free hand.

She clutched her hips and groaned.

“My…owwww…cramps. I’m sorry…OW…about my…owwww…moods.”

“Bella? Bella? Are you alright? Here. Sit up.” I let her sit on the bed but with my chilled arm still around her shoulders.

“Edward…owww…here…give me…ow…your hand.” I complied and gave her my hand which she took roughly in her own.

“What, sweetie? What do you want me to-” I was cut off by her bold move. She had shoved my hand-and most of my arm- up her shirt and was shifting it around her body, probably to cool herself off. I felt my pants become incredibly small.

I waited a handful of seconds that seemed like wonderful hours. She let go of my hand, and I slowly pulled it back.

“That’s better. Thank you very much Edward.” But she had a mischievous tone to her voice. Then she smiled so sinfully, I nearly exploded with lust.

“B-bella?”

“Yesssss, Edward?” She purred.

Oh my god. I am going to harm her if she gets any closer. No, no! I would never hurt her. I might pounce on her with a dirty mind though.

“Are you o-o-o k?” I couldn’t help stuttering. I was usually the one dazzling her. What is up? It hit me again.

MOOD SWINGS. Oh my god! How could I forget Alice’s vague lectures on pre-menstrual syndrome?

“Edward. Edward?! Are you listening? Okay, so sometimes a woman may get really irritated for no reason, or she might get extremely happy for no reason. This is normal during her menstruation.”
I stood there. Intrigued, but distracted.
“So, when we start school, just be prepared. You too Jasper. Your feelings are going to go crazy with these girls. They are gonna have pretty messed-up feelings and thoughts. Sometimes, they can go from totally depressed to completely aroused. So, just watch yourself.”

I snapped back from my reverie when I felt Bella’s warm and soft hand slide up and down my pant leg.

“Sometimes, they can go from totally depressed to completely aroused.”

The word ‘aroused’ rang in my head.

“Bella? Bella, I know what’s going on. You are very sensitive with your feelings right now.”

“Oh, I know…”

I gulped.

“So whatever you are feeling, it might betray what you actually want to do…”

She just nodded and closed in on me. She crushed her lips on me, and I tried my best to resist. I always try my best to resist. But, usually, it fails. She snaked her arms around my neck and pushed me down on the bed. We were laying on it backwards.

“Bella.” I tried to say, but she wouldn’t release my lips. Her tongue tried to sneak past my lips, into my mouth. As much as I wanted to-as I needed to- I couldn’t let her do this in her wrong mindset.

I pushed her away as gently as I could manage, but still strong enough.

First disbelief shot across her face, and then it was hurt. Even if she wasn’t thinking properly, I still felt a huge wave of guilt when I looked at her hurt-stricken face.

“Bella…”

“I thought you loved me Edward.” She said that softly, but it slashed at my heart just as bad as if she had screamed it at me.

“Bella, no…It’s not like that.”

I could hear her moaning unintelligible phrases, and then she completely lost it. She was bawling her eyes out.

“Shhhh. Sweetie, no I didn’t mean it like that…shhhhh…no…” I tried my best to comfort her, but she wasn’t having any of it.

She quieted to a sniffing mumble. I caught a flash of pure anger in her face.

“You know what, Edward?” Her voice had a hint of hysteria. I was genuinely frightened.
I gulped, louder.

“You can ******** sleep with yourself!!” She screamed at the top of her lungs, but I heard every word crystal clear.

She stormed off to the bathroom like an enraged child and slammed the door, full force.

I sat there, half shocked, half confused and oddly aroused all at the same time.

And this happens once a month?

Time to go comfort my Bella. Could I put up with this? I’ve live through worse…I think.

I’m glad I’m dead, because if this happens once a month, then I’m sure I’d kill myself.

Fin.
OH AND BY THE WAY THIS ISNT MI STORY I JUST THOUGHT IT WUZ FUNNY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH






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Neon__Robots
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commentCommented on: Wed May 28, 2008 @ 11:15pm
OH MY JESUS! THIS IS FUNNY!


commentCommented on: Tue Sep 09, 2008 @ 11:38pm
get another one!
This was funny, I want to read more. ^__________^



Neon__Robots
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xTierraXx
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commentCommented on: Mon Sep 15, 2008 @ 09:41pm
actually 1 day i did think bout that and not just bella certain storys/movies in general that never happens{girls getting there period makes no sense


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