WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE OUR MOUNTAIN ADVENTURE?
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Good stuff, good stuff! Not ur average manicure...
Anyways...
Me and Lori, equipped with precious supplies and my mountain dog (actually an Aussie named Roger) climbed up steadily along the steep cliffs ascending up Mt. Superstiepandangerrous (we felt like climbing up the hill next to the "Ghetto Ppl" road).
Then, our mountain dog spotted a goat and charged after it, I was dragged down the mountain and Lori almost plummeted off a cliff but Roger's leash twined around her legs and I grabbed hold of a rock! (the stupid dog chased after a car, tripped Lori, and dragged me down the hill).
With my brute strength, I pulled the large mountain dog back up the hill and Lori used her brute strength to continue up the cliffs.
When we gradually reached to the top of the mountain, we carefully walked along the side of the cliffs and safely descended down towards the valley, causing some "landslides". (we threw rocks down the hill and caused a few accidents to passing cars) lol jk
As we trudged on homeward, we spotted signs of CIVILIZATION including three interesting specimans that acted so primitively, we doubted they were even human. (two girls in booty-shorts were flirting with some kid on a motorcycle)
When we finally reached our homestead, we burst through the door and were welcomed by family and friends who had waited for our return. There was a FIESTA and everyone had a good time.(no party but we ate something)
Afterwards, Lori ventured back to her hometown as I secretly planned yet another expedition... I call it,"THE TREK ACROSS THE STEPPES OF AFRICA!"
FIN... FOR NOW!!!
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