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My computer ate my homework

My computer ate my homework.
Yes, it’s troublesome, but true.
Though it didn’t gnaw or nibble
And it didn’t chomp or chew.

It digested it completely.
It consumed my homework whole,
When I pressed the Shift and Enter keys
Instead of Shift-Control.

It devoured my hours of typing,
Every picture, chart and graph,
And it left me most unsettled
When I thought I heard it laugh.


I would guess it was a virus,
Or it could have been a worm,
That deleted every bit
But didn’t prompt me to confirm.

I suppose I might have pressed Escape
Instead of pressing Save
But, regardless, my computer now
will never misbehave.

For I found a good solution
And I smiled to hear the crash,
When I chucked it out the window
And it landed in the trash.

--Ken Nesbitt


I hate it when the computer turns against you. Lol.