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Ok, so. You know that thing on the journals home page? When you see "recent posts"? Well, I felt like randomly reading random things. =O Sooooo I found this. The words in green and red are from "just knighted", and DID NOT IN ANY WAY COME OUT OF MY HEAD. The blue words (and how many there are) come from "The Univeral Migrator"'s profile, as just knighted has stated. I agree with him on both the disclaimer and warning, btw. But don't go yelling at me because you think I hate a 'group' of people or something. I'm just saying I agree with some points in both just knighted and The Universal Migrator's opinions. It made me lol alot... *cough* So let's all be mature about juggling not only our own opinions, but others', as well. Kthnxbai.

"disclaimer (because i know some wealthy idiot out there will make me regret not putting one up): the following dark blue text was copy/pasted from The Universal Migrator's profile. none of its contents has spouted from my mind (though i'm incredibly envious and wish it had).

warning: The following may contain offensive language and material. i wish it to be known that i do not care the slightest if you are offended and if you complain or whine to me i will promptly laugh in your face before leaving you to wallow in your misery. however, i will say that i disagree with some of the points made in the upcoming presentation, seeing as i'm a human being with just a little less compassion than most, but for now i'm content to just sit back and laugh at my own hypocritical state of being.

A winner is you!
What

EMO

Although it is often mistaken as being short for "emotional," emo was originally the abbreviation for a type of person known as a "Hardcore homosexual". Emo performances were extremely dramatic, typically including lead singers whining sappy lyrics about how their parents never hugged them or how their "girlfriend" (their tranny best friend) dumped them or blah blah blah, then falling to their knees and screaming or crying. Because traditional hardcore emos are a lot more whiny, they get beat up a lot more. "Emo" soon became a taunting nickname used by real punk rockers to insult whimps, nerds, gay dudes, and the rest of the weak and/or scum of the earth, including the more sensitive members of the homo scene. The "emotive" part of emotive hardcore is that it attempts to authentically convey raw human emotion.

Emos claim to be extremely deep. In actuality, they are just very gay people, demonstrated by the fact that they spend the majority of their time whining about their problems; how they are so sad, how they are being persecuted for being whining, bitchy, annoying emofags, and other incomprehensibly stupid s**t. It's not like the ******** have any right to whine, because 99% come from affluent, privileged middle class backgrounds. The remaining 1% are black and tho gay whimps who complain and get beat up every day; but at least they can beat up the wimpy white boy band rejects that make up the other 99%.


Death of the original emo
However, this musical movement died when guys stopped wearing powder wigs and decided to grow some junk between their legs and gay music has since taken a backseat to whiny gay music with no-talent losers in eyeliner (anyone who's too much of a cry baby to even be a Goth, basically). Currently, "emo" is code for "gay music played by 20 somethings on x to draw depressed suburban teens into extreme gay sex orgies (read 8 hours of nude hugging and crying)". It's all that Dashboard Confessional, Linkin Park, AFI, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, Staind, Fall Out Boy, and your retarded girlfriend listens to. This "music" is noted for its complete lack of musical merit. It is also rumored that "emo" is the only music solely created by fetuses aborted due to advanced retardation. Many emos claim that their music is "deep" and "unique" when it's really just (you guessed it) gay crap mass-produced by MTV in order to sell mascara. Only you listen to this crap because its just a trend and the trend is just about up. You and Hitler. But nobody cares about you.



Current Situation
The current incarnation of emo has basically replaced all other teenage culture (read gays and little/teenage girls who went crazy over the boybands) as the dominant one. The slightly faded "vintage" clothing and track suits are available at any mall and often displayed in tandem with the most mainstream wares. Because the accouterments and garb are very easy and cheap to obtain, it makes the style accessible to you. In earlier times emo was a generally male-dominated subculture with very few females observed at shows and events (mostly because all present looked like girls anyway). Now, however, due to the ease of obtainment of the requisite style items, many females have become involved in the subculture. Please see the above photo for an illustration of a typical specimen. There may be no easily discernible differences between the standard teenager and someone involved in the emo scene.

Often, participants are referred to as "emo kids," just "kids," "emofags," just "fags," or any combination of these. Rednecks often refer to the participants simply as "wrist-cuttin' hippies". Normal people often say that "Emo" is short for "gay trannys that listens to bad music". Everyone else calls them "failures at life". However, closet emos offen say that those who constantly complain at emos are a bunch of hypocrites, because they dont like seeing their own kind getting beat up and being called a f** this makes stong of the earth beat them up even harder.

"Hardcore"?
Nowadays, emo is commonly referred to by Scenewhores as "Hardcore". It's true that most modern emo kids are fairly hardcore when it comes to writing about life-shattering events such as their girlboyfriends breaking up with them, being denied the use of their sister's stretch pants, or having to wait too long in line at Starbucks. However, "hardcore" is, in reality, an adjective to be placed before a genre, and was done so about 100 years ago to describe hardcore punk. If you disagree with any of this, you may be eligible to win a free molesting at the hands of Henry Rollins. (Hardcore emos are gay superheros who have the power to cry for days on end and the amazing power of being to weak to beat up 2 year old girls.)


---just for everyone that cares---

no one gives a s**t!

MORE TIME I NEED SOME MORE TIME!

Are you emo?
Chances are that if you think you're emo, you're really either gay, a ********, Preston, or some combination of the three. Followers of the emo cult are menaces to society, and should be shot on sight (see school shooting). However, shooting emo kids on sight is rarely needed, for a proper verbal rape will lead to them committing suicide (but not before posting about it on the internets). Thus, a conclusion is drawn that IRL trolling of emo kids leads to IRL and OL lulz. Listening to emo music such as Death Cab For Cutie, Hawthorne Heights or Panic! at the Disco means you are emo and gayer than Freddie Mercury .

The band Guttermouth was supposedly removed from the 2004 Warped Tour for insulting My Chemical Romance. The band later stated that they left themselves due to "that '10 or so' unnamed bands didn't jive with Guttermouth's way of doing business, and in some cases, threatened them with violence." Basically, Guttermouth was too upbeat and hardcore for the emofags. They ended up curb stomping My Chemical Romance's frontman, Faggy McDickInMeAss.

List Of Emo Bands
My Chemical Romance
Dashboard Confessional
Senses Fail
30 Seconds To Mars
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Armor For Sleep
Hawthorne Heights
Silverstine
Chiodos
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Disco
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Dead Like Our Love
Underoath
Atreyu
Trivium
Underoath (Christian emo band)
AFI
Bullet For My Valentine
Evanescence
Korn
P.O.D.
Rise Against
Three Days Grace
The Used
As Blood Runs Black
As I Lay Dying
The Black Dahlia Murder
Bless The Fail
The Casualties
Chiodos
Chimaria
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Lamb Of God
Scar Symmetry
I Am Ghost
Motion City Soundtrack
All ******** emo bands sound the same.

Poser emo bands
The get up kids
Jawbreaker
Hot Water Music
Rites of Spring
Sunny Day Real State
The indian summer
Saves the Day
Texas is the reason (why emo kids suck)
Moss Icon
Mineral
Antioch arrow
Alex Sauers
National Emo Kid Beatdown Day
--Regiscyde 18:58, 12 October 2007 (CDT)

Although emo kids have natural predators like ***** and Battle cats, their population was growing exponentially. Thankfully after the invention of the internets, there were e-mails sent around declaring that day 'emo hunting day', where 9 year old boys were told to beat up emo kids and possibly even kill them. Usually they would pick dates that have some significance like 6/6/06. Emo kid hunting is the only thing that unites jocks, stoners, metalheads, nerds, geeks and goths. Emo kids try to take the fun out of kicking the crap out of them by repeating some gay song they heard on MTV TRL about buttsecks. Thankfully, this only results in negligible lulz loss. Emo hunting is legal in 48 states (and Puerto Rico as well as American Samoa, but not the U.S. Virgin Islands) and anywhere gay marriage isn't allowed.

Brent Richardson, native of Schnecksville PA, was the leading emo kid hunter in the country and had the largest collection of 'emo neckties' in the world. Sadly, Richardson became too ambitious and attempted to hunt during a Fall Out Boy concert where he was trampled to death. After the emo kids were escorted back home by their parents, the janitors recovered the body to find that his p***s had been cut off. It is still missing, presumed taken by some emo ******** for God knows what sick purpose.

Two Knox County farmers have taken up Richardson's cause and have already herded several emos into a farm. They currently tour the country and display these emos to steer people away from their heinous beliefs. A police force dedicated to hunting emos was also formed in Denver, Colorado, with special dispensation to shoot emos on sight.
Myspace Emo kids
MySpace is the primary breeding ground of pure gay emo faggotry. It is not yet known why so many people devote so much time looking at pure s**t. Studies have shown that Tom, the founder of MySpace has ***** POWERS that cause all 16-year-old girls to sign up to his site. (This is not strictly true as he sold it to Rupert Murdoch). It is obvious that these sort of sites would appeal to Emos, as it lets them bleat on about how miserable their pampered ******** suburban lives are and expect people to actually give a s**t.


Typical Myspace f*****t, enjoys MMO's, crying, being a self absorbed c**t and spending his parents money on worthless crapAlthough nothing has yet been proven, preliminary results show that Tom emits a special type of gamma ray that makes gay emo f** girls horny.
Another theory is that Tom is Adolf Hitler.
Recently, MySpace has lost it's credibility with the emos, and they have since flocked over to EmoScene.com(plz troll). It is your duty to follow the emos to this new site and show them they are a sheep following a silly trend.
Emo propaganda
Iraq has made a "music"-video for the sole purpose of making the whole western civilisations youth go emo. Luckily this was discovered in time by Mr. T, before every 12 year old f*****t went out to buy My Chemical Romance albums.

Common Emo Behavior


Taking internet disease pics
Moping
Wangsting
Cutting up clothes and resewing them back together with pink thread
Cutting
Crying
trying to steal other people's girlfriends and getting upset when she turns him down, and therefore he sits alone in the lunchroom and doesn't talk to anyone and waits for pathetic people to come up and comfort him and feel sorry for him......WHEN HE ISNT REALLY EMO!!!!! AHHHH
Being fans of anime but using emo to hide their true faggotry
Attending art school
Wearing pants that are TOO ******** tight, likely stolen from mother or little sister.
Being almost raped over nine thousand times, but never actually having sex.
Threatening to become an hero but never following through
Writing trite poetry about misery and gloom and other Emo favourites
Whining about being persecuted for being "different" while being disdainful of non-emos
Crying
Being dumped
Trying to take friend's girlfriends.
Saying "it's ok not to like *insert emo s**t here* everyone has their own opinion" when their band is insulted
Saying "GET A ******** LIFE" when it is statistically proven that emo kids spend 30% of their time at the mall, 20% of their time crying like bitches, and the other 50% on Myspace.
Diagnosing themselves with Asperger's syndrome. And probably being right
Crying
Getting eating disorders and bragging about it
Going to concerts and not moshing. its called a "sit pit"
Getting beat up everyday after school, and indeed before school, during school hours and pretty much any time of the day
Posting at The Cave of Dragonflies
Ruining every user-contributer-based website ever
Taking themselves more seriously than Wikipedia
Being Corporate America's b***h
Did we forget to mention crying?
Being a tremendous f*****t
Smoking several cocks in short order.
Being irreversibly ghey.
Listening to shitty music
Utter incapability of being an hero, despite bragging of at least 100 lollably predicable attempts
Srsly jstfukndoit amirite?
Social Networking Sites
Emos feel the insistent need to "express" themselves as they get no where IRL. They will go on and start flame wars with people who wish to discriminate against them. They hate people criticizing their uniqueness and will instantly get their friends to spam your page with needles things such as "y r u where that silly hatecoz ur a horriable man and dont want peps to see who u r in real life incase they beat u upif they do ha ha ha ha ha". It is clearly evident that these emos are on some form of mind altering drug. Some great emo infested social networking sites are:

Bebo
MySpace
Friendster
Facebook
LiveJournal
What are the benefits of Emo?
None. Unless you consider being a ******** f** that wears skin-tight jeans and have an absurd need to complain about the smallet ******** problem possible and never ever ever being happy and listening to shitty music a benefit.

Emo Quotes

This is a girl trying to be a guy. The emo is spreading, and they're switching gender roles."I'm going to slash my wrists with the jagged pieces of my broken heart."
"Why does everyone treat me this way?It's not my fault I'm how I am!"
"I want to kill myself, but I'm afraid that people in hell won't like me."
"I am xSOx sad." (The x's are symbols of how emo you are. The more x's, the more scene/emo)
"I'm not emo, I'm scene."
"My neck hurts sometimes from moving my hair out of my face. Its okay though, I love the constant pain."
"I see things in a polaroid light"
"throught want of each, you gain neither"


Things to say to upset an Emo
"Jonathan Davis is dead".
"I hate you".
"Hahahaha!".
"Don't worry, be happy!" or any variation on something remotely cheerful
Any form of emo bashing joke
Intricate and sophisticated insults such as "f**k you you emo c**t"
Just calling them a f** works too
YOU ARE CHINESE!
you suck at life and have so friends and never will because YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!!
Reasoning behind this cultural choice
To this date, Geraldo, of Fox News, can't even find reasoning behind this "lifestyle". So this must be a serious mystery. It has been said to be the 8th wonder of the world. Some state that emo kids choose to dress and act like this because of a disease called Down Syndrome, but that seems to unlikely. It's almost positive the disease these kids have is much more serious then that. (NOTE: Emo kids aren't doing this for the lulz. Their entire lifestyle is based around the generation of anti-lulz.)

Curing the emo plague
Despite expending millions of the tax payers' dollars on researching the topic, scientists have yet to come up with an effective cure to Prozacus shouldatakus (commonly referred to as "emoitis" wink . The following suggestions have been made by various well-respected individuals (and NOT the bullshit kind of "individuals" that emos claim to be) in the medical field.

Prozac
Death by blunt trauma, preferably delivered with a product from Hot Topic. For example, a "Hello Kitty" pencil case filled with bricks, rocks, or the world's tears. Don't worry about hurting them, emos aren't people. Besides, they're already feeling too much pain to be able to experience any more!
Using razor blades as the vector for a drug-resistant, emo-targeting strain of tetanus. To save money on research and genetic engineering costs, the "emo-targeting" part doesn't really need to be implemented; emos are the only people who cut themselves. Alternatively, razor blades coated with an anticoagulant would work just as well. Remember, the fact that they're all already "bleeding their hearts out" will make them die from blood loss that much quicker!
Shutting the f**k up
Realizing that you're not the only person in the world with problems, nor the only person in the world that will go through, is currently going through, or already has gone through the horrific stage of their life known as adoloscence. Grow the f**k up, douchebags. Also, f**k emos. They need to listen to real rock.
Suicide
Protracted nuclear bombardment of Fall Out Boy concerts
A article from ED THE BEST ARTICLE EVUR"

You know, I can't help but wonder if you actually read all of that, or skipped to the end. Ah well. Your looooooooooossse~ It's really quiet... Eh... *can't find the words*

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Random, but I was invited to this really awesome guild called "Why Not?" and I totally recommend it to anyone who wants to roleplay. I've been roleplaying a bit, and I seriously love that place. Everyone is really nice and vaaary imaginitive. Amazing story lines, so far as I've seen. I haven't gotten the chance to look into any other forums, but over all that guild is a 9/10 for me. Looove it~

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I saved my puppy's @$$ today. My dad was playing WoW, and therefore wasn't watching Cassie. He never does. My sister and mother were out to a gymnastics thing, so I had to watch over her the whole day. And since I love her so much... I saved her biting little butt from a sure-one-way-ticket to sleeping outside and a couple of smacks (a beating, maybe?) from my dad.

SO as I was saying, dad was playing WoW with headphones on. Cassie started barking behind him, and I was watching T.V. It seems really stupid, but he didn't turn around when she was barking. I hope she's at least happy for that. ;;; But back to the main point: She was barking, so I came into the computer room like, "Wth? Stop barkingkthnxbai." And I saw the phone charger thingy chewed apart. You know the plug part you put in your phone? Well, that was off disconnected from the cord. I figure she was barking 'coz the thing was shocking her; it was connected to the plug, so that's the most possible reason, right? Right.

AND she chewed off part of my dad's work backpack. I was all, "Hoe s**t. D:" The first thing I thought of was, "Must. Save. Puppy. From. Beeeatting!" So I picked her up and locked her in the kitchen while promising to take the blame for it. I then snuck into the computer room (*still thankful he couldn't hear*), grabbed the dead phone charger and the backpack pieces, and threw them away. I hid the bitten part of the strap under the real backpack. I seriously hope he doesn't go to work tomorrow or Sunday. Or notices the plug missing... If he does, I know he'll blame the dog, but I've already got a story plan-- Nevermind. I forgot it. But I'll still protect her. 8D

EVEN THOUGH SHE'S GIVING ME MANY BITES.

I still love her. And like hell I'm going to let my dad touch her. D<

I dunno if it'll get Cassie into more trouble in the long run, buuut... I don't care. I'll take care of it when the time comes. Maybe I can confuse him into thinking he lost the plug somewhere, and that we have mice. :3 I'll be trying that when I come to that bridge. *siiigh*

Ok, well, I bet no one even got to this point, eh? Ily if you did. heart