like the new journal title? If not i invite you to kiss my a**.
but back to me: The other day i fixed an extravaggent lunch (lies) i am very inexxpirenced at cooking aside from baking and i love to put on a show so i decided to cook my mom salmon burgeres with my super secret sauce (cough alot of cough junk in the fridge cough) atop of oriental rice, and everything imaginable went wrong. salmon in the soapy water,sauce spilled, sands and boxers(not mine, im a girl) splashed with hot oil, rice and containers burned,seasonsings lost. salmon uncooked. EVERYTHING!!. i went through hell. i even went outside and picked oregano leaves as a garnish and the first thing she says when she comes in to see the fabulouse display...."oh, i don't like that salmon" she looks at it and says " thats too cold" she popped it in the microwave and then when she sat back down she put a bite of salmon in her mouth. "pleeehg!" she says. she didn't even chew it and she spit it out intom a napikin. then she tastes the rice. "too salty" she threw it all away. not even the cat ate the salmon. i shall NEVER EVER EVER cook again.
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