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Graffiti Kingdom!

Best. Game Evar.

You draw your own creatures, control them, give them voices and attacks...

My most recent one is Darkman.EXE. His cloak flows out behind him, his bloody fingers can scrape the sky, and his tattered sleeves blow in the wind. Wow.

One of my favorite cutscenes:

*Pixel walks into "The Beast of the Lost Sea." He appears to be contemplating the pool of water near his feet. Suddenly, he comes to a decision and takes off in a direction.*
Pastel: What? Where are you going?
Pixel: The boys room!
*Pastel catapults off of Pixel's back. She bounces along the floor until she stops.*
Pastel: Really? Did you plan on taking me with you?
Pixel: *still running* Huh?
Pastel: You do NOT know how to be courteous to a lady!
Pixel: *About to piss his pants* Yes, yes, I know...
Pastel: No you don't...
Pixel?: *comes back* *Monotone* Ok, I'm done.
Pastel: That was fast. You DID wash your hands, didn't you?
Pixel?: *Monotone* Of course I did. What do you take me for.
Pastel: OK, let's get moving then.
Pixel: *Comes from the other side.* OK, I'm done. *Notices Robot Pixel.* Whoah! Who are you?
Robot Pixel: And just who are you.
Pixel: Quit playing games, you fake!
Robot Pixel: How dare you call me fake, you phony.
Pastel: Hold on! Calm down!
Pixel: Pastel!
Robot Pixel: Pastel.
Pixel: You can tell that I'm the real one, right?
Robot Pixel: Well then she's wrong because I'm the real one.
Pastel: Um.........
Robot Pixel: Pastel, I'm the real one. He is obviously a robot.
Pixel: Can't you tell that I'm the real one, you stupid dog?
Pastel: Him.
Robot Pixel: Well then, You leave me no choice. *It grabs Pastel by the ears.*
Pastel: Put me down!
Pixel: ...
Pastel: Why are you just standing there?
Pixel: Well, it looks pretty funny.
Pastel: NO IT DOESN'T!
Robot Pixel: *Flies away with Pastel.*
Pastel: *faintly* HELLLLLLLP!
Pixel: Oh, well. Whatever.
Pastel: *Really faintly* What do you mean "Whatever"??????
Pixel: Wow, what ears!

Matt and Pastel forever!