World Smallest Violin
Today I witness an odd scene in Gaiatown that struck my cord, where I later find myself joining in on their conversation.....or was that dramatic capitalized sentences with the overuse of exclamation marks? Either way it went something like this:
Person #1: "FINE IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THAT I'M GOING TO SUICIDE!!!!"
Person #2: "Wait! Don't do that!!!"
Person #1: "WHY NOT?"
Person #2: "...Idk."
Person #1: "LOOK I REALLY HAVE NO ONE IN THE WORLD TO CARE ABOUT ME SO I'M GOING TO SUICIDE!!"
Person #2: "No wait! Don't do it! I love you!"
Person #1: "...fine I won't."
And this is where I, being the r-tard I am, come in to poke their conversation bubbles:
Burdee: "You know, if she said she's going to suicide all dramatically you would've known by now she would do it right away without telling you or anyone else in that matter. Furthermore, people who declare that they are going to suicide only seek attention you know."
Person #2: "Shut up Burdee!!!"
Person #1: "Yeah, why don't you go die!?"
Burdee: "You realize that what I'm saying is quite to the point of your cheezy drama.."
Person #1: "No it's not!"
Burdee: "Ignoramacuses...-.-;"
Person #3: "Hey that's mean you guys!"
Person #2: "You're mean!"
Burdee: "Person #3, just forget about them."
Person #2: "Eww! You're wearing a girly shirt!"
Burdee: "...Actually it's a unisex item he's wearing so there is no need to discriminate genders here..."
Person #2: "You're unisex!!!"
Burdee: "....Do you even know the term of unisex?"
Person #2: "Yes it means for both genders! So I'm actually calling you bisexual!"
Burdee: "....Okay, first off, I'm unsexual, meaning I'm not attracted to both sexes as it is. Second off all, unisex and bisexual have different meanings and are not synonyms. R-tard moment there."
Person #2: "You calling me a r-tard?!!!!!!!"
Burdee: "No, I'm saying that you had an r-tard moment. And besides everyone is weird/odd/retarded in their own little ways just like you and me."
Person #2: "I supppose....but my girlfriend is not an attention ho!"
Burdee: "Then why is she talking to that other guy over there? And I never said she was one, so you pretty much insulted your 'girlfriend'..."
And for those who think I'm playing the 'innocent little lamb' card, I am not. I mean for one thing I just called him and his girlfriend an ignoramus, meaning idiot if your searched it up in the thesaurus. Plus I'm the one who butt in their little dramatic soap opera, if you noticed from the text above.
But I'm going to make this clear with all of you. People who annouce they are going to suicide, they are most likely not going to do as they would say. I mean a real suicidal person would have killed themselves already, most of the time not saying/giving/shouting out a reason. It's not ONLY faked up suicides also, oh no! It had to be crying also!
For example, the following bluffer would use the crying emoticons such as this:
Or would just type in crap like this:
*Sniff*
*Is crying*
I swear, sometimes I wanted to shout out 'Get a life!', but then again it's rude and I'm waaaay too lazy to do anything as pointless as that. That would only provoke them into crying AND shouting/saying that you're their 'attacker' and they are the 'victim'. So all I can do out of my little effort is this:
rolleyes
And hope that someone else will do the job for me. Yes, I am lazy but who isn't?....Well beside olympic atheletes and such, but you get the point right?
So, as I was trying to get to the point, these bluffers are only trying to seek concern and attention from busy gaians like you, and get their kicks from it. I'm not saying you should ignore all of them, but if you notice something odd and cheesy it is, then you, my dear stranger(s), have been listening in on the world smallest violin.
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