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So I have this lamb that I need to get all tame and stuff so I can show it at the fair. (yes I know its a little hick) Lambs are evil! I sware! I even named my little Ewe (female lamb) with the name Evil. She kicks me and runs and she hates me. And in about a week or so i have to take the harness off of her and show her around a ring. Which means I have to grab that little sucker by the head, pull her and pray to god that she moves. Then i have to grab her by the head pull her up onto her hind legs (this thing weighs probably about as much as me) and then put her in this stance where she has to look absolutely perfect. Then a judge comes over and starts feel her all over and once again I pray that the lkamb doesnt freak out and run away.

SO MUCH FUN! NOT!