What I did yesterday was something some obbsessive fan girl would do, which I refuse to be.
I made up alot of different email adresses @BlakeLewisOfficial.com (his website) in my attempt to contacting Blake Lewis.
What I must say is the weirdest thing, I only got 2, yes TWO failure notices, out of quite a bit of email addresses.
I do not believe he could ever reply to one of them, even if he got it.
I am sure he's very busy alot. I was totally bummed to visit myspace.com
today and see that he hasn't accepted my friend request yet,
me, visit poopspace, there is something wrong with me.
I HATE that website, with a large passion. ninja
I'm gonna put them in a really small font because there are too many emails, but these are what I tried.
SOME ARE BASED ON MY SISTERS IDEAS AND MY BRAINLESS CREATIVITY. AND BOREDOM.
To: admin@blakelewisoffical.com; blake@blakelewisoffical.com; lewis@blakelewisoffical.com
Cc: bshorty@blakelewisoffical.com; blakelewis@blakelewisoffical.com; mod@blakelewisoffical.com; moderator@blakelewisoffical.com; lewisblake@blakelewisoffical.com; blakey@blakelewisoffical.com; private@blakelewisoffical.com; administator@blakelewisoffical.com; hotsexycakes@blakelewisoffical.com; add@blakelewisoffical.com; audiodaydream@blakelewisoffical.com; comingsoon@blakelewisoffical.com; contact@blakelewisoffical.com; contest@blakelewisoffical.com; bl@blakelewisoffical.com; blakeshorty@blakelewisoffical.com; blog@blakelewisoffical.com; howmanywords@blakelewisoffical.com; breakanotha@blakelewisoffical.com; mom@blakelewisoffical.com; youtube@blakelewisoffical.com; myspace@blakelewisoffical.com; fanmail@blakelewisoffical.com; crap@blakelewisoffical.com; junkmail@blakelewisoffical.com; junk@blakelewisoffical.com; band@blakelewisoffical.com; banned@blakelewisoffical.com; press@blakelewisoffical.com; presskit@blakelewisoffical.com; americanidol@blakelewisoffical.com; s**t@blakelewisoffical.com; blake-lewis@blakelewisoffical.com; knowmyname@blakelewisoffical.com; personal@blakelewisoffical.com; contests@blakelewisoffical.com; funstuff@blakelewisoffical.com; mail@blakelewisoffical.com; dung@blakelewisoffical.com; my-space@blakelewisoffical.com; manager@blakelewisoffical.com; mother@blakelewisoffical.com; father@blakelewisoffical.com; dad@blakelewisoffical.com; bigdawg@blakelewisoffical.com; ihateyoutube@blakelewisoffical.com; 7211981@blakelewisoffical.com; 1981@blakelewisoffical.com; birthday@blakelewisoffical.com; blakeylewis@blakelewisoffical.com; paypal@blakelewisoffical.com; book@blakelewisoffical.com; booking@blakelewisoffical.com; fans@blakelewisoffical.com; blakergirls@blakelewisoffical.com; sexy@blakelewisoffical.com; daddy@blakelewisoffical.com; mommy@blakelewisoffical.com; family@blakelewisoffical.com; tour@blakelewisoffical.com; tickets@blakelewisoffical.com; hellmail@blakelewisoffical.com; bandmembers@blakelewisoffical.com; babycakes@blakelewisoffical.com; blogging@blakelewisoffical.com; fansite@blakelewisoffical.com
This is the email I sent him, in which I plan to send him every day for 2 months on myspace if he accepts my friend request, I am determined, and I have never felt this way before and for goodness sakes I have nothing better to do in my boring life
STUFF IN RED IS STUFF JUST FOR THIS JOURNAL ENTRY AND STUFF I WOULD NEVER TELL HIM:
Quote:
Hello.
Blake, I hope you get this.
My name is Madeliene and my Sister's name is Krystal, we are 12 & 14
I just wanted to tell you how cool you are, and how much we love your album.
We really wanna meet you and I would probably faint or die or something if I did. I really don't know if you will ever even get a chance to read this, and with how much of a loser I am you probably never will.
It's totally not my job and requardless of if I feel bad or not, I have been doing my best to promote your CD. It has the best music I have ever heard on it, and I want the world to hear it and feel the same way I do.
I have done so many things to promote you I can't express the way I feel in an email. I sound like a total idiot, but I am serious. I ordered your CD off of ebay and I am going to go buy another soon. A mint one that I can unwrap the plastic myself and feel the joy of having 2 of your cds. When you go on tour I hope you can visit fresno, or visalia, or hanford, or bakersfield, or monterey. Please. Anyways. This is some of the stuff and and my sister have done to promote you:
Me & my sister wrote your name on the freezerdoor in the ice cream section at the store. (That was soooo fun)
I post blog entries about your CD all the time on my online blog.
Me and my sister made a fans account of you on Gaia Online, where we have met alot of people so far that love your music. http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=13881635 (Yes, we made this, I'm ashamed, I bet you didn't know)
We voted for you for 2 hours hoping you would win American Idol and cried when you didn't.
We are trying to sell our old toys that we dont like on eBay and save up $450 dollars for when you go on tour so we can try and buy tickets and then donate the rest to charity.
I put your text BL5 to 66555 to get How Many Words as a cel phone ringtone picture Ad as my signature in all the forum websites I am on, which appears everytime I post. (Not here on gaia other places)
I don't know if you will read this message,
I don't know if you will ever even see this message,
I don't know if you will even care if you do read this message,
I don't know if you will read up to "Blake, I hope you get this." and then delete it.
I don't know how many fans you have, but I know you have tons.
I don't know if one of your band members or manager or something will read this message and then delete it,
I don't know if your inbox gets piled up everyday.
BUT, I do know that your the best male singer in the world, and requardless of what anyone tells me, I'm gonna believe that. Because your awesome, your beatboxing, and singing your so great at it.
I check on your Youtube & Myspace account and website like everyday.
If you can't reply to this, heres our address so you can send us some kind of sign or maybe a autograph or something to let me and my sister know that you read it.
Madeliene & Krystal Smith
5** N E***** St.
******, ** 9****
Or you can call us 559-7**-7*** (Im not giving out my stuff on gaia, get a life! But, I did tell him/who ever gets the message)
Thanks for reading this if you did,
Best Wishes
Madeliene & Krystal (I'm not gonna end it Madeliene & Krystal when I send it to him on myspace, just Madeliene)
Blake, I hope you get this.
My name is Madeliene and my Sister's name is Krystal, we are 12 & 14
I just wanted to tell you how cool you are, and how much we love your album.
We really wanna meet you and I would probably faint or die or something if I did. I really don't know if you will ever even get a chance to read this, and with how much of a loser I am you probably never will.
It's totally not my job and requardless of if I feel bad or not, I have been doing my best to promote your CD. It has the best music I have ever heard on it, and I want the world to hear it and feel the same way I do.
I have done so many things to promote you I can't express the way I feel in an email. I sound like a total idiot, but I am serious. I ordered your CD off of ebay and I am going to go buy another soon. A mint one that I can unwrap the plastic myself and feel the joy of having 2 of your cds. When you go on tour I hope you can visit fresno, or visalia, or hanford, or bakersfield, or monterey. Please. Anyways. This is some of the stuff and and my sister have done to promote you:
Me & my sister wrote your name on the freezerdoor in the ice cream section at the store. (That was soooo fun)
I post blog entries about your CD all the time on my online blog.
Me and my sister made a fans account of you on Gaia Online, where we have met alot of people so far that love your music. http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=13881635 (Yes, we made this, I'm ashamed, I bet you didn't know)
We voted for you for 2 hours hoping you would win American Idol and cried when you didn't.
We are trying to sell our old toys that we dont like on eBay and save up $450 dollars for when you go on tour so we can try and buy tickets and then donate the rest to charity.
I put your text BL5 to 66555 to get How Many Words as a cel phone ringtone picture Ad as my signature in all the forum websites I am on, which appears everytime I post. (Not here on gaia other places)
I don't know if you will read this message,
I don't know if you will ever even see this message,
I don't know if you will even care if you do read this message,
I don't know if you will read up to "Blake, I hope you get this." and then delete it.
I don't know how many fans you have, but I know you have tons.
I don't know if one of your band members or manager or something will read this message and then delete it,
I don't know if your inbox gets piled up everyday.
BUT, I do know that your the best male singer in the world, and requardless of what anyone tells me, I'm gonna believe that. Because your awesome, your beatboxing, and singing your so great at it.
I check on your Youtube & Myspace account and website like everyday.
If you can't reply to this, heres our address so you can send us some kind of sign or maybe a autograph or something to let me and my sister know that you read it.
Madeliene & Krystal Smith
5** N E***** St.
******, ** 9****
Or you can call us 559-7**-7*** (Im not giving out my stuff on gaia, get a life! But, I did tell him/who ever gets the message)
Thanks for reading this if you did,
Best Wishes
Madeliene & Krystal (I'm not gonna end it Madeliene & Krystal when I send it to him on myspace, just Madeliene)