I sense your envy of my neck!! And I don't blame you! Drooool over my magical powers! I have powers pinto beans can only dream of!! Waidaminit! I see what is transpiring here! Your all zombie thigh-fat people, brought into animation by some evil force of forceful evil!!! REPENT REPENT! FLOSS OFTEN! Run piggy piggy!! ruuuun piggy piggy piggy! Hey! You cloud! C'mere! C'MERE!!!! LOOK! DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Magical jellybeans are growning from my headwound where the flies landed!! STAY AWAY FROM MY WALLET! shut your noise making!!! Join my legion of darkness, my frowny face empire! Je suis un tres grande pomme de terre! Mange poisson avec moi! (I am a very large potato. Eat cheese with me!) Psst! Superdog, c'mere. bit my face and give me superpowers.
(Now lets move out into the street where our hero's dog has just been run over in the moving traffic. Let's watch!!) GET UP, JOE!!! DON'T GIVE UP!!! I WON'T LEAVE YOU!!! YOU IS MY BRUDDAH! BLOOOOGH! I WONT FORGET YOU!! I DO MIGHTY KUNG-FU KICK FOR YOU!!
Hey! i KNOW your hiding martians in your head!
Kjemper Ulv Community Member 
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