A freakin' huge 1000 legger!! D:
I was like "o.o Holy.....f*ck. -runs away-"
Dx
I was also writing a random Metal Gear Solid story, and my mind designed this random spoof :
If I Went on a Mission With Snake.... -.__-.
- LATER AT GAMESTOP... -
Snake : -reading MGS4 strategy guide- ...Ohhh, so THAT'S how you defeat Vamp...
Me : -talking to cashier- So which game is better...?
Snake : WHAT!??!
Me : What now, Snake?
Snake : This...this can't be?! I...I DIE in this game!!?!?!? D:
Me : Well, yeah. It's the end of your legacy. It's over with. I mean, you gotta bite the dust sometime...
Snake : I don't see Mario or Master Chief dying anytime soon!! Why haven't they been erased from gaming history, like I have!??!
Me : Well, uh...
Snake : I'm a part of Sony's legacy!! I am a legendary gaming FIGURE! Without me, what would people do?
Me : Uh, I don't know...
Snake : Take Final Fantasy for example. What's so great about it anyway? I mean, come on, it's so unreal! A blonde emo who wields a giant sword 10 times his size, while fighting goblins and dragons, and reviving his "friends" with pigeon feathers? I mean, seriously!
Me : Well, you're a clone made from someone else's DNA, who wields massive technological weaponry, and fights giant robots of mass destruction while blowing up a s**t-load of crap.
Snake : ....Touche`. .___.
- BACK AT THE BASE... -
Colonel : I have another mission for you guys.
Snake : What is it Colonel?
Colonel : Well...
It involves you two putting on these stripper outfits, dancing, eating a lot of whipped cream, and fulfilling all of my wildest fantasies.
Are you up to it?
Snake : o.o
Me : o.o
- AT MCDONALD'S... -
Cashier : What would you like, sir?
Snake : Um, hm....well...I'd like, uh wait...no, no...uh, maybe....I'll take a, um...no, forget it....lets see, um....Egg McMuffin....? Hamburger?.....No, uh....um....
Cashier : Sir?
Snake : HOLD ON, I'M THINKING GODDAMMIT!!
Me : Snake, you're gonna get us kicked out... -.__-.
Snake : No I'm not! Let me think for a minute....uh, do I want that?....No....Maybe?...Nah....um, uh....I'm pretty sure I want that...uh, wait....No, not that....What about.....uh, no....um....
Cashier : Sir, there are other people waiting in line. It would be nice if you sped up your ordering.
Snake : -pulls out hand gun- Shut the ******** up!! I'm trying to be a GOOD customer, giving you my hard-earned money for a burger you probably dropped on the floor but picked back up because you're to lazy to run your asses to the freezer and get a clean one! And if I can't take my time to order your grease ridden food items, I'm gonna leave!! And you know what? I'm gonna tell everybody how bad of a food establishment you are! And then this place is gonna shut down because nobody is shelling out money for your 'dirt burgers' and then you're gonna get fired because you can't work at a place that doesn't exist anymore! So while you're out of a job, you're gonna lose your house, you're wife, and everything you ever lived for, and you're gonna know that it was all caused by ME!! All because you decided to be a rude p***k over someone taking THEIR time to read your poorly written food menu's!!
Cashier : Sir...
Snake : I'm getting kicked out, aren't I? .___.
Cashier : You bet.
Snake : Right...I'll just be leaving now...
I was like "o.o Holy.....f*ck. -runs away-"
Dx
I was also writing a random Metal Gear Solid story, and my mind designed this random spoof :
If I Went on a Mission With Snake.... -.__-.
- LATER AT GAMESTOP... -
Snake : -reading MGS4 strategy guide- ...Ohhh, so THAT'S how you defeat Vamp...
Me : -talking to cashier- So which game is better...?
Snake : WHAT!??!
Me : What now, Snake?
Snake : This...this can't be?! I...I DIE in this game!!?!?!? D:
Me : Well, yeah. It's the end of your legacy. It's over with. I mean, you gotta bite the dust sometime...
Snake : I don't see Mario or Master Chief dying anytime soon!! Why haven't they been erased from gaming history, like I have!??!
Me : Well, uh...
Snake : I'm a part of Sony's legacy!! I am a legendary gaming FIGURE! Without me, what would people do?
Me : Uh, I don't know...
Snake : Take Final Fantasy for example. What's so great about it anyway? I mean, come on, it's so unreal! A blonde emo who wields a giant sword 10 times his size, while fighting goblins and dragons, and reviving his "friends" with pigeon feathers? I mean, seriously!
Me : Well, you're a clone made from someone else's DNA, who wields massive technological weaponry, and fights giant robots of mass destruction while blowing up a s**t-load of crap.
Snake : ....Touche`. .___.
- BACK AT THE BASE... -
Colonel : I have another mission for you guys.
Snake : What is it Colonel?
Colonel : Well...
It involves you two putting on these stripper outfits, dancing, eating a lot of whipped cream, and fulfilling all of my wildest fantasies.
Are you up to it?
Snake : o.o
Me : o.o
- AT MCDONALD'S... -
Cashier : What would you like, sir?
Snake : Um, hm....well...I'd like, uh wait...no, no...uh, maybe....I'll take a, um...no, forget it....lets see, um....Egg McMuffin....? Hamburger?.....No, uh....um....
Cashier : Sir?
Snake : HOLD ON, I'M THINKING GODDAMMIT!!
Me : Snake, you're gonna get us kicked out... -.__-.
Snake : No I'm not! Let me think for a minute....uh, do I want that?....No....Maybe?...Nah....um, uh....I'm pretty sure I want that...uh, wait....No, not that....What about.....uh, no....um....
Cashier : Sir, there are other people waiting in line. It would be nice if you sped up your ordering.
Snake : -pulls out hand gun- Shut the ******** up!! I'm trying to be a GOOD customer, giving you my hard-earned money for a burger you probably dropped on the floor but picked back up because you're to lazy to run your asses to the freezer and get a clean one! And if I can't take my time to order your grease ridden food items, I'm gonna leave!! And you know what? I'm gonna tell everybody how bad of a food establishment you are! And then this place is gonna shut down because nobody is shelling out money for your 'dirt burgers' and then you're gonna get fired because you can't work at a place that doesn't exist anymore! So while you're out of a job, you're gonna lose your house, you're wife, and everything you ever lived for, and you're gonna know that it was all caused by ME!! All because you decided to be a rude p***k over someone taking THEIR time to read your poorly written food menu's!!
Cashier : Sir...
Snake : I'm getting kicked out, aren't I? .___.
Cashier : You bet.
Snake : Right...I'll just be leaving now...
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