TEH SPIDER IN THE MICROWAVE there is the occational time i think im more sane than my own mother.....this was one of those times.....
yesterday june 23,2008
i was sitting on my compy watching vids when all of a sudden my oldest neice grabs my arm and freaks out saying "D-darra w-what is that?!"she points to the ceiling and there is the largest spider i have ever seen in my life. so i get up and slowly inch closer to check if it was a spider and (just my luck...) it was. it looked like a black widow but instead of red on its back it had white and that made me even more nervous and trust me i HATE spiders so i was already super scared so i grouped together all the children(my cousin, and two neices,they were there cuz of swim practice....)anyway,we went to go tell my mom and instead of springing into action she sat there and said "uh...dont touch it" (words of teh wise) so we stayed in the other room occationally popping in to see where it was so it wouldnt eat us we sat there for around 2 hours freaking out until my mother finally decided to come and save us. we finally found a jar to fit the spiders fatness and my mom thought of the idea to leave it out in the sun to kill it so we were outside,spider in jar at hand, and my mom is sitting there staring at it then she looks at me with wide eyes and whispers "lets put it in the microwave...." she walks inside and shoves the jar in the microwave and sets the time and im standing there shaking my head and it finally beeps and my mom pulls out the jar and the spider, On its back. Legs spread out. DEAD. and thats how we killed the fatty, creepy, source of all evil spider. teh microwave.
thnxs for reading. thought id share my creeped out day with you!!! xp
Sasukeheartsd · Wed Jun 25, 2008 @ 05:26am · 2 Comments |