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rachel says:
alrighty im back and hopefully this time my computer wont freeze
Wish we were older . . . says:
jesus will wish powers upon it
rachel says:
ok
rachel says:
haha thats strange
Wish we were older . . . says:
jesus is not strange.. just complicated
Wish we were older . . . says:
lol!
rachel says:
i know jesus isnt strange... i was talkin about u lol
Wish we were older . . . says:
but i am jesus?!
rachel says:
umm not even close
Wish we were older . . . says:
HA that's what you think.. lol xDD
rachel says:
yes it is... wait... maybe you want me to think that you are not jesus because you have to keep your secret but you really are ... omg jesus i figured out your secret!
Wish we were older . . . says:
yeeeeessssss.. that is it!.. only certain people can know.. lol
rachel says:
does that mean i am a CHOSEN one?!
Wish we were older . . . says:
You are one of the chosen ones
rachel says:
yay!!!!!!!
Wish we were older . . . says:
rofl XD
rachel says:
jesus can i ask you a question?
Wish we were older . . . says:
of course?!
rachel says:
do you know santa clause?
rachel says:
lol
Wish we were older . . . says:
yes.. he abuses his reindeer and sits around and curses like a drunken sailor!.. HE MUST BE STOPPED!!!!
rachel says:
say it aint so santa!
Wish we were older . . . says:
Ah yes.. santa is an evil man!!!
rachel says:
does he really give kids coal or does my mom just do that to say that i was on the bad list?
Wish we were older . . . says:
actually he craps in your stocking.
rachel says:
omg... i knew i smelt something funny last christmas
Wish we were older . . . says:
rofl.. yes.. that was what cookies, milk, and reindeer meat smells like mixed up in the bowels of a fat old man
rachel says:
eww!!!!!!!
Wish we were older . . . says:
yup ewww is right
rachel says:
your jesus... y dont you stop him?
rachel says:
oh yeah... i know y... ur not really jesus are you?!
Wish we were older . . . says:
cuz he lives at the north pole. & that's out of my jurisdiction.. the Abominal snowman needs to take care of it.. but he has frostbite for not wearing gloves and shoes in the snow
rachel says:
oh ok
Wish we were older . . . says:
we are trying to get them to build a rehab center up there for him and only him.. but i dont' think that will happen
rachel says:
they probably couldnt build one big enough
Wish we were older . . . says:
that is true.. he has gained more weight from last christmas.. & people are getting smaller chimneys so he says.. but we all know it's his weight
rachel says:
oh... can i just say that this is probabaly the weirdest convo ive had in a LONG time!
Wish we were older . . . says:
rofl!!.. But it's true.. so it shouldn't be that weird.. lol
Wish we were older . . . says:
i should post it some where
rachel says:
haha true?
Wish we were older . . . says:
lol yeah very true
rachel says:
im gonna go... im super tired
rachel says:
bye!
Wish we were older . . . says:
lol okays.. bye byes