Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my s**t out into the yard Then she called me a bum and smacked me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her ********' car And crashed that piece of s**t and then stepped away
You know Moe I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on
She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her ********' car And crashed that piece of s**t and then stepped away
(rap) I guess it's meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I'm headed to the Penitentary See me on T.V. The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should've done something about my anger But I'll never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She through a fit so I crashed that piece a s**t nova
And now I'm goin' back again Back to the pen to see my friends And when we all pile out that county van They'll ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her ********' car Crashed that piece of s**t and then stepped away