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Ahh, America the greatest country in the world, as most Americans claim. Truthfully, I don't get how we can say that. Most of us are pricks and assholes. Seriously no matter how sweet some people seem, deep down in their core they're just another jackass. And those who truly are sweet at the core are quickly taken to the streets and beaten with ugly sticks by all the pricks and assholes until that core is turned rotten. Personally I like to think I'm better than that, but deep down I'm an a** like everyone else...I just choose not to act on that instinct...which often makes me hate myself sometimes and wish I could join in sometime to beat the living snot out of that sweet, innocent person that everyone else wants to peck to death. Seriously if I wasn't trying on God's good side and had no good morale values I would be quite the p***k.

Damn my moral values....

Anyway, back on track. Now, that we establish that America citizens are nothing, but a**' we can give a point to why all countries would hate us. But dear God that isn't the only reason. We constantly boast that we're the greatest country on Earth...let me add details onto that. We have people, who have never left their own fricken state or even their own home town claim that this is the greatest country in the world!

Let me start a little hierarchy here.

Here are the rules.
1. If you claim that America is the greatest country in the world please find the category you are under and follow said directions.
2. If you don't make the claim I still wish for you to find your category so you will think twice before making said claim.

Anyone, who has never left their hometown please feed yourself to the coyotes right now so that we never hear from you again.

Anyone, who has never left the state please beat yourself with a bat and shut up!

Anyone, who lives in Alaska you don't count unless you touch the US you don't get a say in this. Only right you have is to b***h about the cold.

That includes Hawaii too. You people live in Paradise so quit bragging!

Anyone, who has left the country to go to another country, but have not left the continent...congrats you actually have a slight say in the matter. (Canada doesn't count.)

To those who have left the continent, Congratulations you may voice your opinion and make the claim. However, not everyone is equal here. Some people have more say in the matter depending on many more places in the world they have visited.


Now where do I fit in all of this? Why I have left the country, but not the continent. I may voice an opinion. And my opinion is that I believe all other countries have the right to hate us. Half us are idiots since half voted for bush. Thankfully that half has realized that mistake...a little too late though. We are a fat nation where are biggest concern is our own health, which is very ironic. We're in an economic slump yet we still claim to be the greatest country in the world!

To, the rest of the world I have no idea how we are making that claim. I am befuddled and ashamed. I can understand how our country has better living conditions than some parts of the world. I've been to Mexico and I see why Mexicans are crossing the border. Not that Mexico is a completely horrible place it's just bad by comparison. As most Mexicans have realized.

Well, world I don't blame you for hating us. All ask, is don't blame me....