20 MINUTES LATER
"Life alert I've fallen and I can't get up"
*LIFE ALERT RESPONDS*
"SHUT UP! we were just there do you think i want to miss my favorite show to come help your a** up ... NO!"
life alert isn't about saving lives
Its about getting payed
DIE IF I CARE
1 HOUR LATER
*same caller*
"Life alert Ive fallen I CAN get up"
*life alert responds*
Okay we'll help...
WTF :3
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