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Guess who ninja 3nodding I have a feeling you're reading this because you wanna know what the f*ck carbagging is, if not, you're still probably in the right place, anywhoo. Here it is. I'm random (if you couldn't tell earlier mrgreen ) and i'm luvable =P at least that's what i got outta people always ending up with a bit of a smile after a conversation or two with me ninja I take MANY MANY things backwards from lotsa people, like insults and compliments sometimes. :3 i am VERY open about stuff, like saying my room looks like complete s**t right now and my hands smell like my grandma at the moment XD examples but they're true. i don't mind some chat speak, but stuff like "omgwtfbbqxzpwndftw" s**t is... NYAA!! stressed half the time i'm up i'm bored shitless because i can't contact my friends that live in my county in any way, and my friends here are almost never on. =] so far only a few people i've met both here and in real life haven't been friends to the end. i am bi, for the record. but i only go to certain extents with guys o.< fricken incident when i was 8 made me put up those boundaries crying i am TAKEN by my ivory soulbearer ^,^ and even if we were millions of miles apart i could hug and kiss the air in front of me and we'd both feel it heart >.> i plan to marry her butt naked at home once we're old enough (and can afford it). no pastor, no guests, just us two (3 if you count god as a person in there.) And we have to adopt if we want kids. sad I'm atheist and i'm nice to people who don't push god on me all that much, but if you push the bible or anything related to it, or him being an always has been, i get in your face about it. The only "Always has been" there ever was was NOTHING, and if there's an all powerful being, well they must be REALLY REALLY speshull because this planet is F.U.B.A.R., and the big bang thing is SERIOUSLY unlikely. As far as I know (or care) this entire "universe" could be in an old pile of horse crap. on a lighter note, my dad basically disowned me (for the unteenth time) starting early june. =.= i doubt he even is my ******** dad. he tried to get my mom to have an abortion at LEAST seven times and put me up for adoption many times during and after that until i was two or three.
ANYWHOANYWHO i randomly glomp people and make my (er- not mine anymore, but i'm still general!) bacon bit army flood your homes and profiles. I'm gonna be 16 november 7th =] and i'm pudgy (normal weight as a kid my age, but about a half inch shorter) BEHOLD MY AWESOME PUDGYNESS!!! *pokes mah belly* 4laugh pudge pudge pudge... if you count being in the ED class(emotionally disturbed class, for those prejudice assholes, and anyone wanting to know what ED stands for if not for Education) as a lack of part of a person's mind, =] then i guess i'm the overlord of that. and for bullshit reasons too, 1 false accusation and one fight four years apart. XD the teacher in shandon is nice in some ways, but she and her 50-something TA ms. Dawn LOVE downsizing us even though we outsmarted them 90% of the time. the other TA and the counselor there are awesome though 3nodding i sometimes wish i was related to those two. (go ahead and laugh, i moved to independant studies for scoring above college grad level for the IQ test and anything else they gave me.) For those that got this far and didn't laugh at me, have a hundred gold. For those that did as soon as they learned i was in ED, be nice and i'll give you your ritalin and LSD back from your ex's, okay?
I have many mental disorders, least famous of which is SDHD. i had to make the name up myself because no doctor here in Paso had noticed that i was bouncing off the walls with fatally low blood sugar levels. Sugar Deprovation Hyperactivity Disorder. If you see me in real life when i'm bored, i'm either lazy as hell here or playing video games (i'm not a sports person, probably nascar but only for those insane car crashes that kill drivers. HELL YA!! DIE DALE JARRETT), or i'm being a complete dork, making weird noises, wrestling my dog shadow, playing tag with our not lazy cat, or scaring the living s**t outta my sis xd my ears bleed every time i get her to shriek. :3 visitors i talk to that i don't know are kids (boy or girl), teenagers (boy or girl) seniors (boy or girl) or grown women (they're the only type of adult i wouldn't know that i'd trust at least a little bit). :3 and i am NOT a sexist sonofabitch. i admit my hormones do tend to show and it gets harder to maintain, but i don't flirt with anybody cept mah koi cool i just glomp ppl randomly or cowlick them (such is the tradition from grandparent to grandchild, i'm gonna teach my soon-to-be daughter that so it'll pass on ^-^)... oh! and almost every day i'll have on a different shirt with a funny saying. yesterday's was "How can i think outside the box when they won't even let me out" an it has a cute pic of a taped up box with two eyeholes facing someone to the side. :3 ish kawaii~ VIVA LA THOR-AXE ... XD btw, if you got this far in, youtube still works, the "we're sorry" thing is probably just a glitch. BAIBAI!! (how i say bye, i use it to say "BYE i'll miss you" like now) *waves like a hyper moron* *wishing my laptop still worked right so i could do the :zombiedrool: emote*