(Found This On The Forums... Written By Chrome Fox)
ODE TO AN OTAKU...
You think you're cool, and that's okay
You live and breathe your anime
You whine and hate on all the dubs
You idolize and love the subs
Locked in your room when all else fails
Watch endless hours of Saint Tail
You cannot wait to take that plane
Into Japan ('Cause you're not sane)
Use screens to wallpaper your room
You've memorized that theme song's tune
You claim to know of this and that
You over use the word for "cat"
You cannot go without Yu-gi-oh
A fit is thrown when you miss that new show
Your manga lines the walls to the roof
Last cosplay was a Trigun spoof
You scare your friends and family
We worry for your sanity
You're loaded with soundtracks and Mp3s
We know already, don't tell us! Please!
You misuse words and think you're cool
Your grammar hurts my poor I.Q.
The dubs, we know, they suck. Suck. Suck.
But really now, do we give a ********?
"That guy's so cute" "That girl's so hawt"
Don't push us now, you may get shot
You haven't seen the sun for weeks
You think "otaku" means anime-freak
You imitate (though not so great)
The characters that we all hate
You protest against a company
Who you think dub (they don't, really)
You play Fukai Mori on your guitar
You feel this skill will take you far
You think you know what all terms mean
There's not an anime you've not seen
You type as if you have no brain
You're driving us poor folks insane
You preach of anime purity
Don't realize how annoying this can be
Fangirl, Fanboy; the term is the same
Your antics now are old and lame
Do what you can to prove your mind
Intelligence is hard to find
So go outside and soak the sun
Anime is not the world's only fun
But before you do, please think this through
Use your mind and prove that you're not a fool.
