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Neurotically Yours: jillian
(jillian is sitting at her desk typing a letter, whilst saying the words aloud)
jillian:
Dear Heartless Form Letter writing people
After sending you my best examples of writing for a publication consideration and after slaving away for hours to conjure the perfect words derived from divine inspiration it seems that I have received a rejection letter by mistake.
I find it odd that your staff would be so simple minded as to write something as ignorant as:
“Your work is very good but we're not sure we'd be able to do justice to it”
Not able to do justice to it? Are you ******** stupid!? Of course you could do justice to it you’re one of the largest ******** publishing houses on the east coast!
Your faceless staff make me sick, like a vomiting rat in a filthy toilet.
Your translucent attempt at sparing my feelings is both condescending and pathetic.
I hope you all get severe paper-cuts around your throats and wrists, and blood shoots from your bodies into your own eyes obscuring your vision rendering you helpless in trying to dial “911”
I appreciate your time in reviewing my writing and hope to hear that the above issue has been rectified.
punches in the nose
jillian
(jillian is sitting at her desk typing a letter, whilst saying the words aloud)
jillian:
Dear Heartless Form Letter writing people
After sending you my best examples of writing for a publication consideration and after slaving away for hours to conjure the perfect words derived from divine inspiration it seems that I have received a rejection letter by mistake.
I find it odd that your staff would be so simple minded as to write something as ignorant as:
“Your work is very good but we're not sure we'd be able to do justice to it”
Not able to do justice to it? Are you ******** stupid!? Of course you could do justice to it you’re one of the largest ******** publishing houses on the east coast!
Your faceless staff make me sick, like a vomiting rat in a filthy toilet.
Your translucent attempt at sparing my feelings is both condescending and pathetic.
I hope you all get severe paper-cuts around your throats and wrists, and blood shoots from your bodies into your own eyes obscuring your vision rendering you helpless in trying to dial “911”
I appreciate your time in reviewing my writing and hope to hear that the above issue has been rectified.
punches in the nose
jillian
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told ya it was violent
