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In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
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In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
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In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
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In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
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In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
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In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
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In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
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In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!
