Well, all of my friends do it, so I figure 'Why not?' I'm gonna try writing some Yaoi! (Not ACTUAL Yaoi, but mild boy romance)
Matt patted his pockets. "Melloooo......Where are my cigarettes?" He said, drawing out Mello's name.
"I have no idea....Unless someone knows what happened to my chocolate..." He called evenly from the other room. Matt glared, grumbling, as he began to go through Mello's stuff. He pushed aside clothes of all kinds, yet all extremely stylish, and gasped. He pulled out a piece of paper and snickered, over his sudden shock.
"Hey, lover-boy," he called "Found something.."
Mello emerged from the bathroom, using a towel to dry his dripping mop of hair. "Dang! Knew I should have put it somewhere harder to find!"
Matt grinned. "No, I didn't find my cigarettes, though I would greatly appreciate it if you gave them back...I found a number... A girl's cell number. Got a girlfriend,huh?" He snickered. "Poor sap."
Mello's eyes widened and he slapped the paper away angrily. "What?! Who said you can go through my stuff?! She's not my girlfriend, either! She's my therapist! I told her about living near a store she shops at and she asked me to call if there was a sale...I got dragged into it." His face flushed and he turned away. "Why do you always assume I'm at fault?!" He whispered, stepping away.
Matt stepped forward, putting a hand on Mello's shoulder. "I-I'm sorry Mello...I didn't know... I didn't mean to upset you...Please forgive me... I don't want to lose you over a stupid joke..."
Mello turned back around to face him and took his hand. "I'm sorry too...I overreacted too... I just.....I didn't want you to think I had a girlfriend because.....Honestly, Matt.... There's no one out there for me but you."
Matt's eyes widened. Mello had never been so open with him.
"Mello..." He whispered. Mello threw him against the wall and began to kiss him deeply. His tongue explored areas with such ferocity that matt could barely breathe. Matt broke apart with great reluctance. "M-Mello I.."
"You what?!"
"Mello....I need to tell you....I love you."
Mello stood there, dumbstruck.
"...ANNNND?"
Matt gaped..
"And? Whattya mean 'And'?!"
"Well I kinda assumed that...Have you not been on Gaia?"
"Well yeah bu-"
"Well DUH! Your username is 'mello_lvr_dance_dance_rev_addict'!!! Kinda obvious.."
"Well yeah, bu-"
"AND I've visited your Gaia journal and read the 317 Yaoi scenes you've written about us..."
"But-!"
"BUT WHAT?!"
"But...In the journal... It doesn't have your name in it.... How did you know?""....Matt...The characters went by: Matt, you. And Chocolate lover.... You know what I would do for a chocolate bar.."
Matts face brightened up
"You mean a Klondike bar?!"
"NO!!! A CHOCOLATE BAR!"
"Sheesh....Alright, in the name of Hersheys, I get it!"
The mention of Hersheys seemed to calm Mello down.
"Yeah...About that.. Did you find my chocolate?"
"If by 'found' you meant 'ate' then, yes.... Hey....Where are my smokes? Did you find them?"
"Oh! If by 'found' you meant 'spent six hours cramming them down the toilet after I found my chocolate wrappers in your trashcan' then, yes. Yes I did."
End
Matt patted his pockets. "Melloooo......Where are my cigarettes?" He said, drawing out Mello's name.
"I have no idea....Unless someone knows what happened to my chocolate..." He called evenly from the other room. Matt glared, grumbling, as he began to go through Mello's stuff. He pushed aside clothes of all kinds, yet all extremely stylish, and gasped. He pulled out a piece of paper and snickered, over his sudden shock.
"Hey, lover-boy," he called "Found something.."
Mello emerged from the bathroom, using a towel to dry his dripping mop of hair. "Dang! Knew I should have put it somewhere harder to find!"
Matt grinned. "No, I didn't find my cigarettes, though I would greatly appreciate it if you gave them back...I found a number... A girl's cell number. Got a girlfriend,huh?" He snickered. "Poor sap."
Mello's eyes widened and he slapped the paper away angrily. "What?! Who said you can go through my stuff?! She's not my girlfriend, either! She's my therapist! I told her about living near a store she shops at and she asked me to call if there was a sale...I got dragged into it." His face flushed and he turned away. "Why do you always assume I'm at fault?!" He whispered, stepping away.
Matt stepped forward, putting a hand on Mello's shoulder. "I-I'm sorry Mello...I didn't know... I didn't mean to upset you...Please forgive me... I don't want to lose you over a stupid joke..."
Mello turned back around to face him and took his hand. "I'm sorry too...I overreacted too... I just.....I didn't want you to think I had a girlfriend because.....Honestly, Matt.... There's no one out there for me but you."
Matt's eyes widened. Mello had never been so open with him.
"Mello..." He whispered. Mello threw him against the wall and began to kiss him deeply. His tongue explored areas with such ferocity that matt could barely breathe. Matt broke apart with great reluctance. "M-Mello I.."
"You what?!"
"Mello....I need to tell you....I love you."
Mello stood there, dumbstruck.
"...ANNNND?"
Matt gaped..
"And? Whattya mean 'And'?!"
"Well I kinda assumed that...Have you not been on Gaia?"
"Well yeah bu-"
"Well DUH! Your username is 'mello_lvr_dance_dance_rev_addict'!!! Kinda obvious.."
"Well yeah, bu-"
"AND I've visited your Gaia journal and read the 317 Yaoi scenes you've written about us..."
"But-!"
"BUT WHAT?!"
"But...In the journal... It doesn't have your name in it.... How did you know?""....Matt...The characters went by: Matt, you. And Chocolate lover.... You know what I would do for a chocolate bar.."
Matts face brightened up
"You mean a Klondike bar?!"
"NO!!! A CHOCOLATE BAR!"
"Sheesh....Alright, in the name of Hersheys, I get it!"
The mention of Hersheys seemed to calm Mello down.
"Yeah...About that.. Did you find my chocolate?"
"If by 'found' you meant 'ate' then, yes.... Hey....Where are my smokes? Did you find them?"
"Oh! If by 'found' you meant 'spent six hours cramming them down the toilet after I found my chocolate wrappers in your trashcan' then, yes. Yes I did."
End
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Especially the last part:
"If by 'found' you meant 'spent six hours cramming them down the toilet after I found my chocolate wrappers in your trashcan' then, yes. Yes I did."
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Keep up the good work!