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Reaver Darkside: GAIA ONLINE IS DEAD~!!!!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: O_O

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

Reaver Darkside: T~T

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ;--;

Reaver Darkside: You didn't get the announcement o.o;

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: what's happening?

Reaver Darkside: ?*

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: er...brb

Reaver Darkside: Dumbass <.<;

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: back

Reaver Darkside: lol

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: it isn't dead and thanks Dx

Reaver Darkside: IT IS TOO

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: just disabled for a while LMAO

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: well, parts of it

Reaver Darkside: THAT IS DEAD

Reaver Darkside: * Inventory/Avatar equip panels
* The Marketplace
* Trades
* Gifts
* Shops
* Gold granting
* Games
* New Member Registration

Reaver Darkside: THAT'S OVER HALF OF GAIA, DOWN!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: TEMPORARILY YOU GOOB

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: razz

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Hehe

Reaver Darkside: ALMOSST EVERYTHING THAT PEOPLE STAY ON GAIA FOR.

Reaver Darkside: DOWN

Reaver Darkside: EVERYTHING IS GOIING TO DIEEE~

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: NOT FOREVER THOUGH

Reaver Darkside: EVERYTHING D':

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ....your brain is dieing~

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: :0

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: jk

Reaver Darkside: BECAUSE GAIA IS DEAD

Reaver Darkside: EVERY ONE WILL DIE!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: But you can still rp...

Reaver Darkside: THEY SHOULD KEEP THE NO MORE NEW PEOPLE THING

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: OMG!

Reaver Darkside: NO YOU CANT, NOT OUTSIDE OF FORUMS

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?

Reaver Darkside: OR GUILDS

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: O_O

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: YOU CAN RP IN IMS!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: HA!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: >D~

Reaver Darkside: WITH ONE PERSON

Reaver Darkside: GOLD IS DISABLED

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ....so....?

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Hey Reaver...

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: >.>

Reaver Darkside: THE EI'S WHICH I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK FOR, HAVE BEEN DELAYED D:

Reaver Darkside: What <.<

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: You will be okay, alright? Listen to me, it shouldn't take long. Don't worry ^^ -waves hand.-

Reaver Darkside: IT'S GOING TO TAKE ALLLLLLL DAY D:

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Omg, the end of the world O-O woo~!

Reaver Darkside: IT'S ALL The Aquarium™'s FAULT D:

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: I AGREE WITH THAT THOUGH

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: :3

Reaver Darkside: BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: I hate the gay a** aquariam

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: 8aquarium

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: That aquarium slowed my entire computer down

Reaver Darkside: GUILDS CRASHED WHEN THE AQUARIUM CAME OUT, AND THEN THEY MADE THE ENTIRE COMUNITTY PISSED AT THEM, AND THEN THEY DATA BASE CRASHED, IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ....so.....this is obviously...throwing off your daily...schedule/

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ?

Reaver Darkside: YESSSSSS D:

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Ah...okay so uh...try drinking something to calm down...?

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ._.;

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: I'm watching Fringe =D

Reaver Darkside: <.<;
HOW COULD YOU WATCH SOMETHING AT A TIME LIKE THIS, GAIA ONLINE IS DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Reaver you really need to calm down O_o

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: =D

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: I've never seen you so distressed O_o

Reaver Darkside: GAIA ONLINE HAS BEEN DAMNED TO HELL, BY TOO MANY PEOPLE AT ONE TIME, IT'S ALL FALLING APART.
AQUARIUM IS A FAIL
GAIA ONLINE IS A FAIL
WE ARE ALL A FAIL T~T

Reaver Darkside: FAAIILL~!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: But~ Fringe isn't a fail :3

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Good show.

Reaver Darkside: LIFE IS A FAIL!!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: I agree with that

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Would anything calm you down?

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: An army of the snowman you talked about or something? Or a violent rp?

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: o-o

Reaver Darkside: THE EVIL SNOWMEN ARE COMING TO TAKE NAUGHY CHILDREN INTO REAVER DARKSIDE'S FROZEN AQUARIUM OF DOOOOOMMM~! :O

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: =o!!!!OH NOES!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Besides me right? P:

Reaver Darkside: OH YESSSS

Reaver Darkside: NO

Reaver Darkside: EVERY ONE SHALL DIE!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ._.;

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: NO!

Reaver Darkside: EVERYONE!!
!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: >O

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: I WILL BRING IN MR.BOX AND HE WILL SLAY YOU WITH HIS SHARP EDGED BOXY WRATH!

Reaver Darkside: THE SNOWMEN WILL DEVOUR THE WORLD IN THEIR ICY EVIL, CONTAMINATING THE MINDS WITH THEIR DEMONIC BEAD-EYES AS THEY RIP YOUR HEART FROM YOUR CHEST AND STORE IT IN THE PATHETIC LITTLE OPPONENT CALLED MR.BOX, IN ORDER TO BURN ON THE FLOATING ICE ATOP OF REAVER DARKSIDE'S FROZEN AQUARIUM OF DOOOOOOM.!!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Fine then. I will use the enormous laser beam flying around the Earth to MELT YOUR PATHETIC SNOWMAN ARMY AND THAW OUT YOUR AQUARIUM OF DOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

Reaver Darkside: SINISTER GREEN FLAMES, RISING WITH BLACK SMOKE INTO THE AIR, ACCOMPANIED BY THE SICKENING SMELL OF BURNING BLOOD AND FLESH, AS THE STILL BEATING HEARTS OF THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN OOZE BLACKENING BLOOD TO COMBINE WITH THE EVIL SNOWMEN, IN ORDER TO GRANT THEM THE SATANIC POWER NEEDED TO BE MADE OF BLACK BLOOD-ICE, AND RESIST THE RAYS OF THE LASER, AND DEFEND THE AQUARIUM OF DOOM. THEREBY BEING ABLE TO CREATE A MIRROR WITH THEIR ICE LIKE BODIES, AND STRIKE DOWN THE LASER, BEFORE IT COULD EVEN BEGIN TO SHINE IT'S PETTY LIGHT TO THE AREA.!!!!!!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: ......you didn't actually give that any though, just kinda blabbered it out right? >.>;

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: *thought >O

Reaver Darkside: GREAT THOUGHT WAS GIVEN TO THE EVIL WAYS OF GAIA ONLINE'S DEMONIC SNOWMEN OF DESTRUCTION!!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Really now? Seriously, I need to draw a picture of this 'doom filled snowman army'

Reaver Darkside: IT IS IMMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW THE PURE SINISTER EVIL OF THE SNOWMEN. THEY ARE ALL POWERFUL, THEIR BLACKENED BODIES, WITH CARVED SCARS SHOWING THEIR TRUE EVIL DEEDS. SMALL BEADY BLACK COAL EYES GLARING AT THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN AS CLAW LIKE STICK HANDS REACH OUT, PLUNGING THEIR THORNING APPENDAGES THROUGH THE CHESTS OF THE LIVING.~

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: -sigh.-

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Entertaining yourself I hope.

Reaver Darkside: GAIA ONLINE, AND THE DEMONIC SNOWMEN ARE TO BLAME FOR THE DOWNFALL OF CIVILIZATION!!! THE AQUARIUM IS A MONEY PIT, IT WILL ABSORB EVERYONE'S PATHETIC LITTLE BRAINS INTO IT'S FLASHY COLORS AND SHINY, YET BADLY DRAWN FISH, SO AS TO MAKE YOU WANT MORE, AND MORE, UNTIL YOU ARE POOR AND LIVING IN THE STREET, AND ONLY THE FAINT MEMORY REMAINS OF THE ONCE GLORIOUS USER, WHO WAS TRICKED AND TAKEN AWAY BY THE SOUL STEALING, LIFE STEALING EV
IL GAIAN SNOWMEN!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: But they still have their gold O-o...they only use the gaia cash for the aquarium items

Reaver Darkside: THE ENTIRE WORLD SHALL DROP UNDER GAIA ONLINE'S HIDDEN GAUNTLET OF PURE HATRED TOWARDS IT'S USERS, DESGUISED BEHIND IT'S HAPPY SCENERY, AND FUN GAMES!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: Oh, goodness, you are insane. o-o

Reaver Darkside: GAIA ONLINE WILL SLOWLY TAKE OVER THE INTERNET, BUYING PAYPAL, THEN FORCING THEIR USERS TO PAY WEEKLY, FOR THE ABILITY TO PLAY SUCH GAMES, THEN SLOWLY TAKE OVER OTHER WEBSITES, FORCING THOSE TO BE PAY ONLY AS WELL, UNTIL THE ENTIRE INTERNET, AND THEN THE WORLD HAD BEEN DESTROYED BY THEIR GREEDY HATE FILLED WAYS!!!!

GOLD WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST..!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: =D

Reaver Darkside: THE ONLY GOLD, WILL BE THE PURE GOLDEN EQUIPMENT, THAT GAIA ONLINE SITS UPON IN THEIR BATHROOMS, AS THEY RELIEVE THEMSELVES INTO THE PIT, WHICH THEY HAVE THROWN THE WORLD!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: You sure the world won't end just by us exploding ourselves?

Reaver Darkside: WITH THE COMBINATION OF NASA AND GAIA ONLINE, OUTERSPACE WILL BECOME NOTHING BUT UNVISITED PLANETS, ALL NAMED BY SOME VARIATION OF THE GAIAN ADMINS!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: WHY IS NASA SUDDENLY IN THIS!? Dx

Reaver Darkside: NASA IS PURE EVIL!!! THEY SECRETELY WORK WITH GAIA ONLINE, IN THER PLANS TO BLOCK OUT THE SUN, IN ORDER TO ALLOW THE EVIL SNOWMEN TO MOVE AWAY FROM THEIR ICY HOMES!!!

~Safiria_Blood_Flower~: And not melt...uh-huh...

Reaver Darkside: THE SUN WILL BE GONE, THE EARTH WILL CEASE ROTATION AND TIME WILL STAND STILL, GAIA ONLINE WILL GAIN THE POWER OVER TIME ITSELF!!!!