Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. Woody Allen
There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science. Louis Pasteur
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. George Santayana
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. Benjamin Disraeli
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. Ludwig Erhard
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. John Updike
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action. Frank Herbert
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. Walt Disney
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there. Thomas Berger
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Alfred North Whitehead
WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A
TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.
WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY
HUMAN EXPERIENCE. -unknown
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. -Donald Trump
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. -Jane Wagner
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
-Johann von Neumann
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
-Samuel McChord Crothers
For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much. W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman,
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. Mark Twain
The world only goes round by misunderstanding. Charles Baudelaire
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again. Mike Myers
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. Wilson Mizner
All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value. Carl Sagan
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long. Leonard Bernstein
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em. Yogi Berra
Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. Voltaire
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. Paula Poundstone
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man. Alfred Hitchcock
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson
Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book. Edward Gibbon
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun. Pablo Picasso
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't. Robert Benchley
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government. Benjamin Franklin
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. Lynda Barry
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. Benjamin Disraeli
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. Wilson Mizner
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. John Adams
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. Roald Dahl
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. A. H. Weiler
The purpose of life is to fight maturity. d**k Werthimer
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. Bertrand Russell
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. Aeschylus
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading. Zach Braff
My work is a game, a very serious game. M. C. Escher
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient. Cyra McFadden
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. Christopher Hampton
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. Nancy Reagan
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. John Russell
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. Henry Ford
The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block. Inigo DeLeon
What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance. Havelock Ellis
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Carl Sagan
Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop. Ralph Novak
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. Jules Renard
In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything. Jeffery F. Chamberlain
Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view. Lillian Hellman
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. Evan Esar
Never confuse movement with action. Ernest Hemingway
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. Stanislaw J. Lec
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Dylan Thomas
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. Sir Francis Bacon
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe. Laurence J. Peter
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough Mario Andretti
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Unknown
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. Salvador Dali
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it. Denis Diderot
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. G. K. Chesterton
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Mae West
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink. Booth Tarkington
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. W. Somerset Maugham
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. Nick Faldo
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. Don Herold
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. Thomas A. Edison
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. Ben Hecht
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Dorothy Nevill
I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe. Richard Gere
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Mark Twain
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. Jean Giraudoux
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. d**k Cavett
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. Alfred Hitchcock
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. National Lampoon,
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum. Tallulah Bankhead
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth. Rex Stout
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. Georges Duhamel
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. Ronald Reagan
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Leo Tolstoy
Art is science made clear. Jean Cocteau
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa
What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure. Samuel Johnson
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider,
I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any. Ann Richards
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. Bertrand Russell
No good deed goes unpunished. Clare Booth Luce
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated. Oscar Wilde
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.Douglas Adams
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. Isaac Newton
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. Anonymous
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly. Edwin P. Whipple
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister. Abigail Van Buren
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. Larry Gelbart
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves. R. A. Butler
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. Steven Pearl
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.Katharine Whitehorn
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. Suzanne Necker
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. H. L. Mencken
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war. E. B. White
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. Saint Augustine
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. John Stuart Mill
We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong. Sir Arthur Eddington
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. Hannah Arendt
The world is my lobster. Henry J. Tillman
Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele. Bagdikian's Observation
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever. Albert Einstein
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. Mae West
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Some people are like slinkies
not really good for anything
but they bring a smile to your face
when pushed down the stairs
not really good for anything
but they bring a smile to your face
when pushed down the stairs