Life story time! Epic level of bad writing : D
Okay, so when I was little, my uncle went to China and got married (No Canadian chicks digged his fangs. Poor Unco Simon).
He married this English teacher names Shirley. I thought she was okay at first, but one day I called to talk to my grandpa...
New Aunt Shirley: Hello
Me: May I please speak to grandpa?
Shirley: Who's this?
Me: Sam
S: Who is Sam?
Me: . . . (this has to be a ******** joke. You've been here for months now, and you don't know somebody named Sam that calls somebody in your household grandpa!? You are one sad motha beeper)
Then I hung up. I never called their number since. It's the Asian way to believe. My father's side of the family looked down on my parents and I. I'm banking that they act the way they do, because they have more money.
High school is quite motivating. I hope I manage to get some good marks D: Average of 90% on the dot for Englsih : D Not bad for a girl who nearly got straight C+
This entry has been checked to make no sense. Will have given you hypothermia!
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