"Ewwww!!! Santa!" cried a little elf as he gasped for fume less air!
"Get cho short, piggly a** up outta my office foh I shove my fat a** foot up yo hole," Santa gangster'd toward the elf!
It's been a rough year down at the North Pole. Ever since the Petrucci Family came down and raided the place while Santa and the crew were out at the club smashing Hypnotiq, the atmosphere has been such a bland bore.
ZZT! ZTT! ZZZZT! KUHCHHHHH!
"What the hell was dat," Santa shouted to his crew. The siren rang, elves packed some nines ready to buss any fool who dare come knockin' on the door. "Norf Syda Gangstaz 4 Lyfe" was their motto.
"Nuck if you buck," one elf shouted.
Sure enough something... someone was ready to nuck...
THE MUFFIN BOT!!!!
To Be Continued...
