12 ‘Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?”
11 ’… that’s right, not even MacGyver could fix it’
10 ’so—what are you wearing?’
9 ’Bummer Duuuuuuude’
8 ’looks like you’re gonna need some new dilythium crystals, cap’n
7 ’press 1 for support, press 2 if you’re with 60 min, press 3 if you’re with the FTC.’
6 ’we can fix this, but you’re ganna need a butter knife, a roll of duck tape, and a car battery.’
5 ’I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.’
4 ’In layman’s terms, we call that the Hinder burg Effect.’
3 ’Hold on a second……. Mom! Timmy’s hitting me!’
2 ’Ok, turn to pg 523 in your copy of Diabetics..’
And the best…
1 ‘Please hold for Mr. Gates’ attorney.’
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