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What would you do if?
What would you do if? The President of the United States called you: I'd ba all OMG IT'S OBAMA OH s**t *squeal* Hi!
You won the lottery: Pay for my college, help out my parents, and then buy clothes! : D
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I've always wanted to be a MTV b***h
You caught a friend stealing from you: Steal from them the next day and make sure they notice
You witnessed a murder: Faint. I can't stand blood.
A random stranger offered you candy: Take it and run.
MySpace and Facebook closed: I'd get back to my real life.
A genie granted you one wish: The ability to make what I want to be right right.
You lost your favorite possession: Sob about it for a week, then try to remember it or find pictures/drawings of it.
You found 10 dollars on the ground: Pick it up.
Your date throws up on you: Omg..Lol. I'd dump that b***h...unless he was like ridicuously hott...then I'd be all, Are you okay?
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Beat them up and get extensions.
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Rape them.
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call 911 or the air force. Duh.
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